*** FISO 5AS CUP 2007/2008 ***

Wyld · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 11:58

FISO 5AS CUP

Preliminary Round, GAMEWEEK 15

The bottom eight clubs according to their current world-rankings will play one another in the Preliminary round (GW15). Scoring will follow normal Head2Head rules. Four clubs will be eliminated. The remaining 4 will go forward to the next round.

LATEST RESULTS

BAD BOYS 3-2 FIGJAMS
SISTAS 1-4 PHOENIX
4N LEGION 4-1 THE NUTS
D&G&A 2-3 STOKIES

Wyld · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 11:58

CURRENT WORLD RANKINGS

Code:

QUALIFIED
      5AS TEAM & FPL Position
 1    The Daddies 2614
 2    SPD's 2809
 3    The Evil Eye 4726
 4    The Rogues 5050
 5    Killer Bees 7089
 6    Dudes 7791
 7    The Warriors 9420
 8    The Muvvas 10003
 9    Aliens 15475
10    Incredibles 21755
11    Mercenaries 24265
12    The Experts 26814

INTO THE PLAYOFFS      
13    4N Legion 27306
14    The Sistas 29955
15    Figjams 30555
16    Stokies 33941
17    The Phoenix 49464
18    D&G&A 49607
19    Bad Boys 50328
20    The Nuts 56290

Wyld · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 13:54

Teams going into the draw (with draw numbers):

1 4N Legion
2 The Sistas
3 Figjams
4 Stokies
5 The Phoenix
6 D&G&A
7 Bad Boys
8 The Nuts

"While we are waiting for the draw, Clive, it's worth noting just how well the SPD's and the Aliens have being playing lately. They've certainly made sure that they avoid the playoffs."

"Yes, and it's not been good for the 4N Legion, Brian. They've slipped down the rankings in the last few weeks, and now they find themselves in the preliminary round draw. I'm sure they would have preferred a bye into the second round."

Jonathan · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 14:02

Looking forward to this, but reluctant to post in case I bigger up your admin spaces.... :lol:

Wyld · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 14:28

Jonathan wrote:

Looking forward to this, but reluctant to post in case I bigger up your admin spaces.... :lol:

"Well, Brian, it looks like the audience has started turning up, and there I spot the Muvvas' star striker Jonathan -- what a season he's having!"

"Indeed, Clive, he's on fire this year, but of course the Muvvas won't be in this draw so he's just a spectator for now. I hear he's signed a TV deal with Apple to promote their new touchPod, oh touch me touch, I like to touch."

shawpower · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 14:31

Jonathan wrote:

Looking forward to this, but reluctant to post in case I bigger up your admin spaces.... :lol:

Obviously not reluctant enough to actually not post!! :wink:

Yer Old Da · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 14:34

Is Leslie Grantham in the audience yet?

shawpower · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 14:36

Yer Old Da wrote:

Is Leslie Grantham in the audience yet?

How come?

Is he another one of your mates, like Andy Gray? :wink:

Wyld · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 14:36

shawpower wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

Looking forward to this, but reluctant to post in case I bigger up your admin spaces.... :lol:

Obviously not reluctant enough to actually not post!! :wink:

"And there's another Muvva joining him, that excellent midfielder Shawpower the Drogmeister. Looks like the press are also on the way in."

Wyld · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 14:41

Yer Old Da wrote:

Is Leslie Grantham in the audience yet?

"And there's The Warriors captain gliding into the room with a small bevy of beauties hanging on his arms."

"Yes he certainly knows how to pull the ladies, Clive. Superb captain's performance so far this season too and, love him or loath him, you can't ignore him when he's out on the pitch. An inspiration to his men, a real leader."

Krispy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 11 2006 **Posts:** 1740

Wyld ... you're having too much fun with this (or at least Clive is) :lol:

Looking forward, another good spin off :wink:

Are we playing each round over a single game week?

Fingers crossed we'll dodge the SISTAs in the draw? Guess we'll find out ... in about 2mins time :roll:

Wyld · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 15:04

"And here come FISO 5AS President Schlepp Batter (103) on to the stage, and whos that with him...?"

"It looks like Cerys Matthews, Brian. Some people say she looks like Robbie Savage, you know, but I don't think so. I think she is going to making the draw. Yes... she's putting her hand on the lever...."

Wyld · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 15:05

"oops, some confusion there, wrong lever. President Batter is re-composing himself... ah, here we go..."

Team 7, Bad Boys will play...

Wyld · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 15:07

Team 3, The Figjams.

"Well that's a match up right there, Clive. No love lost between those two."

Wyld · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 15:09

"And here's another pair out to the hat...

Team 2, The Sistas will play....

Team 5, The Phoenix.

Wyld · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 15:11

"I think the Sistas are finding it a little embarrassing being in the draw, don't you, Brian?"

"Indeed, Clive, but there's not time to reflect on that. The nest team drawn is....

Team 1, 4N Legion...

"Oh, that's a big one, Clive. Nobody will want to be facing them...."

Wyld · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 15:14

Team 8, The Nuts.

"The 4N Legion vs The Nuts. I think the Legion will be happy with that, easiest game in the play-offs so far..."

"And that just leaves....

Team 6, D&G&A vs team 4, The Stokies.

Wyld · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 15:15

Final draw updated in first post.

"Can't help thinking we are talking to ourselves here, Clive.... Clive?"

Sarky · **Joined:** Thu Oct 13 2005 **Posts:** 568

Nice easy draw for the Figjams. very confident our 4-a-side team will easily spank the bad boys.

Jonathan · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 15:52

Wyld wrote:

Final draw updated in first post.

"Can't help thinking we are talking to ourselves here, Clive.... Clive?"

Great work, Wyld! My blinking boss came back so I had to tune out for a while and missed it all!

CanaryYellow · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 16:09

The SISTAS? What the hell are they doing in this draw in the first place? Surely they should've gotten a bye or something?

Bottom of the H2H table, 4th bottom of the overall table and now this. :cry:

Jonathan · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 16:41

CanaryYellow wrote:

The SISTAS? What the hell are they doing in this draw in the first place? Surely they should've gotten a bye or something?

Bottom of the H2H table, 4th bottom of the overall table and now this. :cry:

I think your last sentence answers your first question! :wink:

djnuttie · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 17:19

Wyld wrote:

Team 8, The Nuts.

"The 4N Legion vs The Nuts. I think the Legion will be happy with that, easiest game in the play-offs so far..."

This is an insult to one of the form teams in the H2H league. :evil:

The mighty Nuts have won their last two games and are hot to trot.

Its no coincidence that our form was abysmal until 2 weeks ago when we had a conference call over to discuss tactics.

Form before call (BC) = crap, form after discussion (AD) = unbeaten :roll:

4N Legion are in for an arse kicking :shock:

Yer Old Da · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 17:22

djnuttie wrote:

Wyld wrote:

Team 8, The Nuts.

"The 4N Legion vs The Nuts. I think the Legion will be happy with that, easiest game in the play-offs so far..."

This is an insult to one of the form teams in the H2H league. :evil:

The mighty Nuts have won their last two games and are hot to trot.

Its no coincidence that our form was abysmal until 2 weeks ago when we had a conference call over to discuss tactics.

Form before call (BC) = crap, form after discussion (AD) = unbeaten :roll:

4N Legion are in for an arse kicking :shock:

Wish I played for you lot. We go out and get royally bevvied to bond as a team and improve performances, whilst you lot have...wait for it...a conference call. Rock and roll! :lol:

djnuttie · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 17:29

Yer Old Da wrote:

djnuttie wrote:

Wyld wrote:

Team 8, The Nuts.

"The 4N Legion vs The Nuts. I think the Legion will be happy with that, easiest game in the play-offs so far..."

This is an insult to one of the form teams in the H2H league. :evil:

The mighty Nuts have won their last two games and are hot to trot.

Its no coincidence that our form was abysmal until 2 weeks ago when we had a conference call over to discuss tactics.

Form before call (BC) = crap, form after discussion (AD) = unbeaten :roll:

4N Legion are in for an arse kicking :shock:

Wish I played for you lot. We go out and get royally bevvied to bond as a team and improve performances, whilst you lot have...wait for it...a conference call. Rock and roll! :lol:

RINSED.

Can't beleive you fell for the old Conference call chestnut :roll:

Live and learn son, live and learn 8-)

Yer Old Da · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 17:32

djnuttie wrote:

RINSED.

Can't beleive you fell for the old Conference call chestnut :roll:

Live and learn son, live and learn 8-)

You've lost the plot son.

viddleodge · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 17:53

what, where, who ... ?
ahhh, this muvva just woke up. :oops:

great job wyld.
bit shocked to see our old nemesis, the sistas in there.
but i know they've been rocked by off-field troubles this season.
c'mon sistas - i'll be rooting for ya.
well, in the american vernacular at least.

Flyman · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 18:58

Cheers, Wyld!
Here's one SISTA who needs to pull her socks up.

Makes a change from her knickers. :oops:

grob · **Posted:** 13 Nov 2007, 19:16

Sarky wrote:

Nice easy draw for the Figjams. very confident our 4-a-side team will easily spank the bad boys.

Would that be a reference to DDG,the inventor of the dandg www button perchance ? If so,what's happened to him ? I've not seen him around these parts for a while and I notice he's not made any transfers since August,and still has RVP in his 1st team

Do hope he's OK.

Krispy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 11 2006 **Posts:** 1740

4N Legion vs The Nuts

Crazy Canucks vs. Nutstars
Honest_Men.v2 vs. The Kop Kings
Y'all Be Bad vs. Bullys Special Prize
Doonhammer vs. I Might Be Wrong
Sunderland Reserves vs. Furballs

Clickable links 8-)

Has the Nuts' conference call swung things in their favour? :roll:

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