The OFFICIAL FISO Five-A-Side (5AS) Competition

07/08 SEASON NOW OPEN! (This first post will be updated with club names, badges, links, etc on August 1st.)

This competition is based on the fantasy.premierleague.com game. You must already have a team in that game to be able to play. This is a self-organising competition: to take part, just set up a new club and invite four other players to join it, or join an existing club that's still looking for members.

Recruiting for the 07/08 season is going on in the recruitment thread.

OFFICIAL RULES


Setting up a team

1) Every club must have exactly five FISO members.
2) Every club member must have one premierleague.com team.
3) Every club must nominate a captain.
4) The captain must create a league at fantasy.premierleague.com. (Note: set "Scoring Starts" to "Gameweek 1")
5) The league must be called "FISO 5AS" + clubname. (e.g. FISO 5AS Tigers).
6) All five members must join the league. See Rule 16, below.
7) The captain must publishes the league and club details on this thread like this:

- FISO 5AS The Muvvas
- http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/table.mc?id=3291
- Wyld(C), UmExcuseMe, Jonathan, shawpower, viddleodge

Scoring

8) The club's score is the average of the score of the five teams in the club.
9) At the end of the season, the club with the highest average score wins.

Numptification

10) Captains can at anytime numptify (expel) any player in their club, including themselves, for bringing the game into disrepute, talking contractually with another club, being generally useless, not turning up for training, not posting on FISO, etc. Numptification should be announced by way of a press release on this thread.

Recruiting a Replacement Player

11) Any replacement players transfered in must have a score no higher than the 150th member of the FISO FPL League.

12) Captains must field exactly five players every gameweek. Failure to do so will result in expulsion from the league, subject to appeal which you will lose .

Recruiting Players for a New Club

13) You can use this thread to recruit players for your club, discuss rules, etc. Private Message also seems to work effectively.

Club Badge, Chant, etc.

14) Clubs are expected to have a club badge (80x80pixels, non-animated), team photo, club strip, and terrace chant, and generally promote themselves whilst taking the piss out of the opposition. Inter-team rivalry is encouraged.

Tapping up

15) Clubs are permitted to poach players from other clubs as long as rules 11 and 12 are not broken.

Formation Threshold for New Clubs

16) Once the first game of the season is played, new clubs cannot have an average score higher than the current score of the 150th team in the Elite League.

Final Standings for 2005-06 Season

1st: 2067.0 FISO 5AS The Muvvas (Wyld(C), UmExcuseMe, Jonathan, shawpower, viddleodge)
2nd: 2049.6 FISO 5AS The Sistas (Flyman(C), reds363, cherylhoney, reg, Scotti82)
3rd: 2019.0 FISO 5AS The Daddies (September0987 (C), cooke_je, BLOUFO, nemo, CarlosTheFinger)

Final Standings for the 2006-07 Season

1st 1979.2 FISO 5AS The Daddies - R_U_Sure(C), Cooke_je (vinnyutd6899 26), nemo, CarlosTheFinger, bloufo
2nd 1965.6 FISO 5AS Bad Boys - Yer Old Da(C), andyboy, spencer4, delgenius (Fido 23), count
3rd 1957.0 FISO 5AS The Sistas - Scotti82(C), Flyman, reds363, cherylhoney, reg
4th 1956.0 FISO 5AS The Muvvas - Wyld(C), UmExcuseMe, Jonathan, shawpower, viddleodge
5th 1938.8 FISO 5AS The Rogues - cooke_je (C), nash0819, Dronning Maud Land, Doogal, someotherguy
6th 1929.2 FISO 5AS 4N Legion - RamR(C), blp11, tom4nash, primitive man, krispdafunk
7th 1923.6 FISO 5AS FIGJAMS - Downboys(C), Padrock, Sarky, AKNel1, dandg
8th 1921.8 FISO 5AS The Evil Eye - Glasgowlatic (C), Knotty, Kippax, Waiheke (trigger happy 24), amshimself
9th 1906.0 FISO 5AS The Newbies - browny(C), Razorback, gjkendall, bert, Tort
10th 1898.2 FISO 5AS Mercenaries - Mixer(C), Fancy Dan, thekitkatshuffler, Beanstalk and cesc1977
11th 1894.2 FISO 5AS Famous Five - nigel1305(C), Pouzar, sligorover, blahblah, Mr Smedley
12th 1888.2 FISO 5AS The Virgins - Karrde(C), Hardbody (el_pappje 11), The Ledge, Slarty, DixieDean
13th 1857.4 FISO 5AS Scooby Doos - andybarrell(C), Vas Deferens (DaPumpkin 25), M-Boy, thekitkatshuffler (Tigger's Rule 25), CG-Footie
14th 1825 8 FISO 5AS Stokies+LT - The Pom(C), Suzykins, BSpittles (delgenius 24), thelip, Pete Tabs
15th 1538.2 FISO 5AS The Cuties - CanaryYellow(C), Fancy Dan (Bspittles 24), Olly33, Jeffersdn, Woolster
Last DISQUALIFIED FISO 5AS The Academy - Whuuf(C), Copious, Miles_T, woottonben, *vacant*






Seen as Wyld will be away thought it would be a good idea to start a thread which only posts the links to the various teams entered this season


DO NOT POST ON THIS THREAD OTHER THAN REGISTERING A 5 A SIDE TEAM LINK ***************CAPTAINS ONLY******************


IF YOU ARE RECRUITING OR LOOKING FOR A TEAM FIND THE APPROPRIATE THREADS ....please

FISO 5AS STOKIES

The Pom (c), Suzykins, Pete Tabs, Karrde, Razorback


http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/table.mc?id=29464

- FISO 5AS The Bad Boys (Official Runners-Up 2006/7)


- FISO 5AS Bad Boys
- Spencer4(C), Chrislondonlad, Mongo, Fido, Count

FISO 5AS The SPD's - andybarrell(C), 1086, M- Boy, flyingkillercob, andycoull

- FISO 5AS The Phoenix
- http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/table.mc?id=15447
- CanaryYellow (c) Olly34, Jeffersdn, The Woolster, Alchemist

FISO 5AS The Experts

browny(c),blueprint,Nigel 1305,gjkendall,boomer181

http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/table.mc?id=1745

- FISO 5AS The Aliens
- http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/table.mc?id=31796
- sligorover (c), Trigger Happy, Brogie, *Monkey Magic*, Maccaroon



We are out of this world

- The Incredibles
- FISO 5AS Incredibles
- blahblah, malefice, slarty, Tort, RomynPG (c)


Simply the Incredibles

edit: Badge replaced

- The Mercenaries
- FISO 5AS Mercenaries
- Mixer (c), thekitkatshuffler, Fancy Dan, Beanstalk, Molateen

http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/table.mc?id=39942



We Have No Loyalty

- D&G&A
- FISO5AS D&G&A
- sorbiegunner (c), Barry, Delgenius, Lone Ranger, Auspicious

As advised by Jonathan,

These are the players that will be representing The Killer Bees this season:

- The Killer Bees
- FISO 5AS The Killer Bees
- Lovely Camel (c), dalythgoe, minigokou, atx1303, grob

- FigJams
- http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/table.mc?id=9538
- Downboys(c) Padrock, Sarky, AkNel1, dandg

- FISO 5AS The Dudes
- http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/table.mc?id=40641
- Billy Whiz (c), Lucky7s, velcro, crabby, Beerfuelledman

can we get a link to your mini-league please....so i can update my spreadsheet

FISO 5AS 4N Legion

Krispdafunk (c)
Primitive Man
RamR
Blp11

*bump*

Sorry for the delay, just seen this.
FISO5AS D&G&A

The Evil Eye

- FISO 5AS The Evil Eye
- FISO 5AS TheEvilEye
- Glasgowlatic (c), Kippax, Knotty, The Ledge, Pork


Formed: 24th August 2006
Motto: Bitter And Twisted

History: Cobbled together by the whisky toting Glasgowlatic. The Evil Eye is a blend of proven FF players, noobs and wannabees.

We were the teams that no one wanted,
We were the fat kid in the playground,
We were the turkish delight in the chocolate box,
We were the leftovers.

Well hey, that hurt you know and we will have our revenge. The Evil Eye has arrived and we want blood.


Chants:

We're bad,
We lie,
We stole the half-time pies,
The Evil Eye,
The Evil Eye.

We're loud,
We're sly,
We drank the bar dry,
The Evil Eye,
The Evil Eye.


If we don't win, the kittens gerrit....

Knotty is the wannabee, right?

Nope, that's me baby.

I'm not the captain, but I wanted to leave a note that we are numptying Lovely_camel. Dalythgoe is away for a couple of weeks so can't post here and voice his opinion, but FC Bruno, Five Long Bones and myself feel very strongly about removing camel as our captain.

Hey lady, it says "captains only."

I suggest you PM Wyld.

I am announcing that "The Killer Bees" have officially numptified "Sunderland Fan" for being useless, and not turning up for training.


Captin Lovely Camel

PM me in Wyld's absence when the disquiet in the Killer Bees ranks is sorted... please.... don't keep posting purely to antagonise people. Thanks

Chuck the lot of 'em out.

I am not antagonizing anybody here Jonathan,,, I am just exercising my rights as a team captain to sort out my club matters as personally advised by Mr. Wyld.

But it clearly is antagonising people LC, and not just the members of Killer Bees - so let's just leave it until the full complement of 5AS people are back. If the set-up of Killer Bees remains intact - then none of us can complain anymore! Mr Wyld is currently away, as you know.

I'm actually with the 15 points deduction + all transfer activity be frozen until dalythgoe and Wyld return. This game is supposed to be fun!

No problem Jonathan

btw is antagonise spelt with a "z" or an "s"?