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 Post subject: Re: FCW Wrestling Main Thread
PostPosted: 10 Nov 2008, 18:38 
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Oi!! 4 Eyes,Bunkered I'm gonna send you home crying to your mommies :D
Who's this "four eyes" you mention? I think the stress of this match-up has got to you already. Anyway, from what I hear, you won't have to go home to cry to your mummy as you're taking her with you to the match so that she can protect you from the big bullies you told her about. What a wimpy chimpy :roll:


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I wanna see a 3 man tag team...

Dot, Schlock and 2 smoking AndyBarrells :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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I wanna see a 3 man tag team...

Dot, Schlock and 2 smoking AndyBarrells :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:D very good - will have to use that at some point 8-)

will have to get thinking on what threesome could make up their oppos ....


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PostPosted: 11 Nov 2008, 00:15 
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So - here we go with some more match-making for our next PPV. See first post for match stipulations.

FCW13 | Grief :shock:

MAIN EVENT| FCW World Heavyweight Title | Triple Threat Gorilla Monsoon versus Four Arms versus The Doctor
Gorilla & Four Arms qualified via the Rumble, Doc beat the shit out of Cyclops to earn his slot

FCW Inter-Continental Title | White Van Man versus Beefy Steel
These boys came close to the main event but no cigar. The consolation prize is an Inter-Continental title match.

Stone Cold Luke versus Battle Royal Winner
The opening match will be a Battle Royal, the winner faces Stone Cold in a No1 contenders match for the Inter-Continental title.

Iron Man Match | Marquee McMahon versus The Spandex King
Spandex threw open the challenge, MM accepts & it's a stamina draining Iron Man Match :twisted:

Bra & Panties Match | The Lesser Khali versus Hulk Wogan
Gay.

Battle Royal
Opening the show will be a Battle Royal, and the winner fights again later on in the night against Stone Cold Luke.
If you want in - declare your interest before the deadline. You can enter but still be available for other match ups on the night. SO if you are added elsewhere on the card, you'll just be withdrawn from the Battle Royal. SO don't be shy :D

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That's all for now. Get squabbling.


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PostPosted: 11 Nov 2008, 00:17 
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What am I up for this week....I will be mostly wearing 2 plaster casts and on crutches....

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 Post subject: Re: FCW Wrestling Main Thread
PostPosted: 11 Nov 2008, 15:38 
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Marquee_Mark wrote:
So - here we go with some more match-making for our next PPV. See first post for match stipulations.

FCW13 | Grief :shock:

MAIN EVENT| FCW World Heavyweight Title | Triple Threat Gorilla Monsoon versus Four Arms versus The Doctor
Gorilla & Four Arms qualified via the Rumble, Doc beat the shit out of Cyclops to earn his slot

FCW Inter-Continental Title | White Van Man versus Beefy Steel
These boys came close to the main event but no cigar. The consolation prize is an Inter-Continental title match.

Stone Cold Luke versus Battle Royal Winner
The opening match will be a Battle Royal, the winner faces Stone Cold in a No1 contenders match for the Inter-Continental title.

Iron Man Match | Marquee McMahon versus The Spandex King
Spandex threw open the challenge, MM accepts & it's a stamina draining Iron Man Match :twisted:

Battle Royal
Opening the show will be a Battle Royal, and the winner fights again later on in the night against Stone Cold Luke.
If you want in - declare your interest before the deadline. You can enter but still be available for other match ups on the night. SO if you are added elsewhere on the card, you'll just be withdrawn from the Battle Royal. SO don't be shy :D

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That's all for now. Get squabbling.


That's all? Gimme a match, MarkMahon.
Or I will just get into the ring and beat up a few, disrupt a match or two....


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 Post subject: Re: FCW Wrestling Main Thread
PostPosted: 11 Nov 2008, 16:10 
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Im up for a bra and panties match up. Grrrr.


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That's all? Gimme a match, MarkMahon.
Or I will just get into the ring and beat up a few, disrupt a match or two....


Hey - it's only Tuesday, gimme a chance! OK, so you want a match? Hmm, who shall I put you against.

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Im up for a bra and panties match up. Grrrr.


Done.

The Lesser Khali versus Hulk Wogan in a Bra & Panties match. See the first post for match stipulation updates, I'll also keep the the PPV line-ups in that post from now on 8-)

Bra & Panties Match
First to strip the other down to the Bra & Panties wins. You pick a Goalkeeper, Defender, Midfielder & Striker for your opponent. The highest scorer wins, so make sure you pick low scorers for your oppo. If you pick a player that doesn't play, that player scores 5pts. ALSO - you must nominate a captain for your opponent too. PM me your choices by the GW deadline - NO changing, your 1st PM is final :x


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 Post subject: Re: FCW Wrestling Main Thread
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Bra & Panties Match | The Lesser Khali versus Hulk Wogan
Gay.


I'd like to make a complaint to the powers that be (that'd be you then :D ) over this comment. The Bra and Panties match up is neither straight nor gay. You should resign with immediate effect, give yourself a 12 week ban or give me a written apology :twisted:


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 Post subject: Re: FCW Wrestling Main Thread
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Bra & Panties Match | The Lesser Khali versus Hulk Wogan
Gay.


I'd like to make a complaint to the powers that be (that'd be you then :D ) over this comment. The Bra and Panties match up is neither straight nor gay. You should resign with immediate effect, give yourself a 12 week ban or give me a written apology :twisted:


Keep this insolence up Wogan, and this will be a Bra & Panties 2 on 1 - and not the sort of 2 on 1 you're hoping for :evil:

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PostPosted: 11 Nov 2008, 17:00 
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Bra & Panties Match
First to strip the other down to the Bra & Panties wins. You pick a Goalkeeper, Defender, Midfielder & Striker for your opponent. The highest scorer wins, so make sure you pick low scorers for your oppo. If you pick a player that doesn't play, that player scores 5pts. ALSO - you must nominate a captain for your opponent too. PM me your choices by the GW deadline - NO changing, your 1st PM is final :x
Nice idea Mark. Are you coming up with these yourself or do you have a team of scriptwriters working for you?


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I'm a marketing god, a business phenomenon the likes of which you rarely see.

I don't need no scriptwriters - I AM the script. There will be more twists & turns in the FCW this year than the time Johnny McTwister was eating a Twist whilst playing Twister & listening to Tina Turner & watching Turner & Hooch.

You'll see....


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I'm a marketing god, a business phenomenon the likes of which you rarely see.

I don't need no scriptwriters - I AM the script. There will be more twists & turns in the FCW this year than the time time Johnny McTwister was eating a Twist whilst playing Twister & listening to Tina Turner & watching Turner & Hooch.

You'll see....


What's a twist?? Dontcha mean one of these??
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I don't need no scriptwriters - I AM the script. There will be more twists & turns in the FCW this year than the time Johnny McTwister was eating a Twist whilst playing Twister & listening to Tina Turner & watching Turner & Hooch.
Looking at that sentence I was obviously wrong. You clearly don't use scriptwriters afterall.


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Im guessing theres a long line of people wanting their hands on Mr McPants? Dont worry Marquee, your time will come!!!!!


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White Van Man would like to batter some chap. How does one get involved :?:


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White Van Man would like to batter some chap. How does one get involved :?:


Well young man, if you would care to step into the ring I'd be happy to join you for a bout. Lashings of ginger beer all round afterwards, and maybe some of my home made fairy cakes.

Tally Ho old chap!

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White Van Man would like to batter some chap. How does one get involved :?:


Well young man, if you would care to step into the ring I'd be happy to join you for a bout. Lashings of ginger beer all round afterwards, and maybe some of my home made fairy cakes.

Tally Ho old chap!

(Is this what one calls banter?)


u that eff nonce on the bike that cut me up at the eff lights :evil: I'm gonna eff batter you son :x

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Im guessing theres a long line of people wanting their hands on Mr McPants? Dont worry Marquee, your time will come!!!!!


your willingness to have your arse handed to you is noted, I'll deal with you after Spandex. For now, who would like to challenge Jactus Cack to a falls count anywhere match?

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White Van Man would like to batter some chap. How does one get involved :?:


Vannie you fkin tardy - you're fighting for the Inter-Continental Belt next week - I should kick you outta that match for not paying attention :!: :!: :!: You're up against Beefy Steel at FCW13 as you were 3rd highest scorer in the Rumble this week.

As Uncle Slam is so interested in a scrap - my question above has already been answered.

Falls Count Anywhere, Jactus Cack versus Uncle Slam at FCW13- see 1st post for match stipulations.

The winner will be involved in a fight with Vannie next week - whether he's champ or not :wink:


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Vannie wrote:
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White Van Man would like to batter some chap. How does one get involved :?:


Well young man, if you would care to step into the ring I'd be happy to join you for a bout. Lashings of ginger beer all round afterwards, and maybe some of my home made fairy cakes.

Tally Ho old chap!

(Is this what one calls banter?)


u that effing nonce on the bike that cut me up at the effing lights :evil: I'm gonna effing batter you son :x

(yes)


Oh how awfully exciting, a challenge. Dear old Frank will be soooo jealous though.

Round 1. 30 seconds. Bosh Bosh Bosh. White Van Man ain't going to be cutting up no muthaf.eckin cyclists for a long long time.

Hope you got life insurance boyo :twisted:


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Break it up you 2. Uncle - you won't be getting a piece of the Van Man til at least after FCW13.

Van Man - you need to concentrate on your next oppo, Beefy Steel - he's said that.....that....well, he's said nothing yet - Beefy? Anything to say?

Match list updated in 1st post 8-)


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Oi!! 4 Eyes,Bunkered I'm gonna send you home crying to your mommies :D


i sure hope you ain't 'avin' a pop at my mummy........she won't like that

she has known to be a bruiser in her time,

have you met her?

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Break it up you 2. Uncle - you won't be getting a piece of the Van Man til at least after FCW13.

Van Man - you need to concentrate on your next oppo, Beefy Steel - he's said that.....that....well, he's said nothing yet - Beefy? Anything to say?

Match list updated in 1st post 8-)


Beefy Steel I'm gonna make you squeal

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Oi!! 4 Eyes,Bunkered I'm gonna send you home crying to your mommies :D


i sure hope you ain't 'avin' a pop at my mummy........she won't like that

she has known to be a bruiser in her time,

have you met her?

be afraid, be very afraid

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Bunkered is your mummy?


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Lights go on, pyro's fire 10 foot flames and the Friendly Golfer's music drones out

'It went straight down the middle'


TFG takes the mic

'Oi Mickey MuckMark, It's time for an Iron Man Match, a 9 Iron Man Match. Time for you to Tee me up an opponent for a round of Matchplay. I'm not looking for no soft touch either like 'Ooopsa Daisy, Ooopsa Daisy' I'm looking for someone whose tough as Titanium because after last week's embarrassment someone's gonna get CLUBBED....G O L F C L U B B E D.....'

Pyro's flash again, lights go out and TFG is gone....


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The dreaded theme tune hits the stadium



Mr McMahon strolls down the aisle with arrogance & self-confidence, the crowd boos. Marquee doesn't care. He grabs the mic

"SO Golfer - you clearly want my attention you...."

*pauses as crowd chants YOU SUCK*

(Addressing the crowd) "No, it's YOU that suck. Every one of you paid to be here - you've all just bought me my next 10 designer suits"

*crowd boos*

"Golfer - you wanna talk about Marquee McMahon?"

*crowd chants "WHAT?"*

You wanna talk Iron Man matches?

*WHAT?*

You wanna piece of me?

*WHAT?*

Huh?

*WHAT?*

Well you got it you piece of *BEEP* - you're in an Iron Man Match. You're in MY Iron Man Match. It's gonna be Marquee McMahon, The Friendly Golfer, and The Spandex King. Triple Threat Iron Man Match - FCW13. Putt THAT :x

*Theme Music hits - MM strolls off to a chorus of boos*


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The dreaded theme tune hits the stadium



Mr McMahon strolls down the aisle with arrogance & self-confidence, the crowd boos. Marquee doesn't care. He grabs the mic

"SO Golfer - you clearly want my attention you...."

*pauses as crowd chants YOU SUCK*

(Addressing the crowd) "No, it's YOU that suck. Every one of you paid to be here - you've all just bought me my next 10 designer suits"

*crowd boos*

"Golfer - you wanna talk about Marquee McMahon?"

*crowd chants "WHAT?"*

You wanna talk Iron Man matches?

*WHAT?*

You wanna piece of me?

*WHAT?*

Huh?

*WHAT?*

Well you got it you piece of *BEEP* - you're in an Iron Man Match. You're in MY Iron Man Match. It's gonna be Marquee McMahon, The Friendly Golfer, and The Spandex King. Triple Threat Iron Man Match - FCW13. Putt THAT :x

*Theme Music hits - MM strolls off to a chorus of boos*


That deaf school gig is always a toughie :wink:


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