That's our first PPV out of the way - here are the results & match reports first followed by the Royal Rumble info.
FCW 12 | DispleasedJactus Cack 57-40 B'Rock ObamaSome great defensive work by Jactus helped him repel Obama's attack and defeat him with the Mandible Whore in a nicely paced opener.
Casket Match | The Undiestaker defeated The Friendly Golfer. Fuller booked.The lights dimmed as the Taker hit the ring to face the brash but Friendly Golfer. First booking loses you a Casket Match, and with Fuller coming off the bench for Golfer - that was his downfall as he got a booking, allowing Taker to hit the Last Strides and roll the Golfer like a ball into the Casket.
Gorilla Monsoon 77-56 Mickie James. Special guest referee The ThongbiterNo-one had trained harder than Monsoon going into this PPV. He was ready - and it showed. He held Mickie in a big Keane Bear Hug and squeezed as hard as he could. Quite what he was squeezing is another matter.
Special guest ref Thongbiter was nowhere to be seen, and so didn't influence the match either way. So it was just left to Gorilla to hand out a severe placking and walk away victorious.
Money In The Bank Ladder Match | Marquee McMahon 14-10 Shaggy619Just 24 hours before the PPV Shaggy issued a MITB challenge, and the chairman stepped up. The 4 cheapest players in each position would decide the match.
So, it was MM's Kirk(6), Fig(6), Pienaar(0) & Zaki(2) against Shaggys Schwarz, Zayatte, Delap (all 3) & Bednar(1). Normally a MITB match winner gets a title shot, but this time round the victory was just to put a point across..."Don't mess with the Chairman"
Stone Cold Luke 47-46 The Lesser KhaliThese boys had some choice words to say to each other in the PPV build up, and they tore down the house on the night - stealing the show. It was an Arbeloadriver & Cech-drop that swung the match enough for a Stone Cold Stunner from Luke to earn a hard fought win.
Beat The Clock | The Big Fro defeated The Spandex King. Andy Dawson subbed firstThe Spandex King threw out the challenge, and it was the Big Fro he had to face for his troubles. Andy Dawson's sub cost him dear in a match where the first player to go in the refs book cost their owner the match.
Handicap Match | Hulk Wogan (49), CarlosTheFingerBreaker (50) & FourArms (68) defeated Phuck Chalumbo (58)They're not called handicap matches for no reason! Even more so when those fighting are actually handicapped. Chalumbo battled supremely from his wheelchair, and had the advantage over Wogan & Carlos - but a vicious Arbeloa-plex by the impressive Four Arms, followed by his trademark Double Tango saw off the spirited Phucker. No need for the 20 point deduction which will now be abandoned in the future handicap matches, it will just be a case of regular scoring (first post updated with regards this)
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FCW Tag Team Championship | The Beautiful People 109-90 Seething Rage/The Ultimate WarriorThe ony titles available this PPV were up next, and after Mickie's whooping earlier in the night things didn't look good for the Beauties. However, no-one expected the boys to be the ones who opened their legs wider against a weakened team. But a Jaaskeleinen bomb & an Ameobi arm breaker left Rage & Warrior begging for mercy on the mat and they actually submitted rather than be pinned and ran out of the arena screaming.
New FCW Tag Team Champions: The Beautiful PeopleMAIN EVENT- Hell In A Cell | The Doctor 78-76 The Psychotic CyclopsThe first main event this year pitted the Zombie tag team pairing of The Doctor & The Psychotic Cyclops against each other.
They had foolishly challenged Marquee McMahon to a tag team cage match and his response was to make them face off against each other, with the winner earning the right to fight for the FCW World Heavyweight Championship at FCW 13, and with the loser forfeitting their next title shot.
The scoring was based on all 15 squad players, plus 3 others picked by each player. The regular scoring was 55-49 to Cyclops and he had the Doc dazed with an extra clean sheet helping him dominate early proceedings.
After the subs the Doc pulled it back to 2 points thanks to a Paintsil-plex. So it was down to the 3 extras - Doc had Gerrard, Lamps & Robinho while Psycho had Gerrard, Carew & AJ. The Doc outscored the Clops 19-16 in the extras and scraped through to earn an FCW title shot next week after a Lethal Injection.
Psycho will forfeit the next singles title shot he qualifies for.
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Eliminated - The Big Fro
FCW Heavyweight Title Match Qualifiers (1st & 2nd) - Gorilla Monsoon & Four Arms
FCW Inter-Continental Title Match Qualifiers (3rd & 4th) - White Van Man & Beefy Steel
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So, out goes the Fro - you can still wrestle tho, so stick around.
From now on, it's business as usual as in the 1st post of the thread, the Weekly leader of the Rumble = FCW Title shot, 2nd = I-C title shot. Tag teams - get forming and talking.
OverviewThat's everything set up now then. We have the singles titles on the line next week and the Doc will also be in the mix after his Hell In A Cell victory, showing that a bit of bravery gets you everywhere. But the Cyclops is an example of how that bravery can backfire
Stone Cold walked the walk and talked the talk - and now he'll face someone in FCW 13 with the winner getting an Inter-Continental title shot. Gorilla Monsoon thumped his broad chest and showed that right now he's top dog in the company and is favourite going into next weeks FCW title match.
We need some tag teams - as so far we've got the champs - The Beautiful People, Rage/Warrior & the Zombies. SO get forming. And get on that microphone challenging your opponents to more matches next week. Even if you don't score well week in week out in the Rumble, your mouth can get you title shots if you pick the right match
So, coming soon - match line ups for
FCW13 | Grief 
