I love it when a plan comes together.

Count yourself very lucky - if someone had taken you up on the 2nd spot it was a trap and woulda been a Loser Leaves Match. So the plan worked better than you thought

Looks like I'll be the next champ unless Frank gets 8 or more points

Indeed, Dalythgonator. It was a tough one, and you did make the Lesser Khali bleed. Just that your reserve keeper Turnbull bled on the 41st minute and the Lesser Khali's second keeper Hart bled on the 69th Minute.

I'll be interested to see how you manage to squirm your way out of this one MM

FCW18: Enlightenment | Results

FCW Title No1 Contenders Match The Doctor (43) defeated Marquee McMahon (29)

IC Title No1 Contender First Blood Match The Lesser Khali defeated Dalythgonator (Turnbull conceded)

FCW Title No1 Contenders Match | Fatal Fourway Jactus Cack (50) defeated Uncle Slam (42), The Thongbiter (35) & Gorilla Monsoon (30)


FCW Inter-Continental Title | Triple Threat Match Stone Cold Luke (51) drew with The Honey (51). Beefy Steel lost (25)

Still FCW Inter-Continental Champion: Stone Cold Luke


FCW Heavweight Title Hulk Wogan (38) defeated Shaggy619 (32)

New FCW Heavyweight Champion: Hulk Wogan

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Royal Rumble

Eliminated - Beefy Steel

FCW Heavyweight Title Match Qualifier (1st) - Stone Cold Luke, The Honey, Axtra Shady

FCW Inter-Continental Title Match Qualifier (2nd) - FourArms

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Overview

Sweet jesus what complications for the title match qualifiers! More on that in a moment. The Doc ran out a lucky winner after MM had something in his eye and couldn't see where he was going. The crowd feel MM kicked out on 2, but he was nailed for the three count.

In the First Blood Match, Khali got yet another shot at the IC Title after overcoming the rusty Lythgonator. But funnily enough it won't be against his nemesis Stone Cold...

The Fatal Fourway saw Jactus get himself back in the title mix altho the competition this week was pooooor.

The IC Title saw a double pin with Stone Cold & The Honey's shoulders both touching the mat for the 3 count. Normally it would be a case of Stone Cold keeping the belt & Honey getting a rematch. Not quite that simple.

But the main news was the rise to the top of the Hulkster as he overcame the very brief champion Shaggy in a tame affair. But a win's a win, and he's now the one to beat.

So, down to the Rumble. The easy part is that Beefy Steel got eliminated. Stone Cold & Honey were joint top scorers, and so they qualify for the FCW Title match along with Axtra Shady.

They will meet the Champ - Wogan, The Doctor & Jactus in a Six Way Slaughter. It's a 6 way Hell In A Cell Slaughter too!! The qualifier for the IC title woulda been Jactus, but he's in the FCW Title match - so the next in the table is FourArms.

Rather than make Luke/Honey fight twice in a night, I'm going to temporarily strip the IC title from Luke and have an interim-IC title fight between FourArms & Khali. The winner will be the Interim-IC Title Champion until the next PPV when they will fight whoever scores highest between Luke or the Honey in their FCW Title match at FCW19. If they draw again I'll cry.

Confused?

So, see the first page for the updated - and confusing - current matches for FCW19: Miffed

I'm a headin' over the pond for the holidays back to the family to get away from you bunch of pussies.

I'll be back.

Have a bad ass nasty Christmas

Uncle Slam

All FCW PPV's cancelled until the new year as no fooker is about! I'll let you know when the fighting resumes

Or is it all getting too much for u McChump

Chicken

Only got 2 matches - this could be my easiest week! But then the next GW comes around too quick.

Will probably fight these matches at GW21. Obviously whoever scores highyl this week is gonna be knocking on my door crying that they woulda won

I can't fight a PPV with 2 matches, people would ask for their money back

Yeah but look at the title match

Then you will have next weeks title picture to work out

Hard going eh?!

the gap between gw19 & gw20 is 1 day. and no-one seems to be talking any notice over xmas anyway so everyone would miss these matches

you questioning my running of the company Jactus? you think you can do a better job? better watch it young man, i might make you chairman for a ppv and if you don't do it you'll be fired

Right, the FCW is once again open for business.

So we got the original 2 matches for FCW21 plus any that I book from now on. Anyone who wants to moan about how they mighta won a title if GW19 & 20 had counted can cry me a river.

And anyone who mighta been eliminated from the Rumble can be eternally grateful.

My New Year's Resolution is to never lose another match ever again. Which I won't - not with.....

Marquee Mark's Mega Money Midfield ©

More like Moany Mark's Mediocre Moronic Muppets.

The Cyclops is still smarting from that 1 week location change - normal service has been resumed in the meantime - I will take on anyone at anything and who ever challenges shall (god help me) rue the day they set themselves for such a mauling as they are crushed.

Happy New Year by the way

Oi Mucky MuckMark, are you trying to weasel out of giving me a title shot....

Straight away we got 2 people crying. OK then Clopsy & T (dot) G (dot) F (dot).

Show me why you should be in the title mix. You 2 are fighting each other and the winner moves a step closer to the championship. I'll let you decide between each other what type of match you want...

Since I've lost my belt after one week, I'd better start back at the bottom of the pecking order.

It was too small anyway. No matter how loosely I tied it round my waist, I never seemed quite able to fasten it. Perhaps I should have a go at the tag-team and put both belts together to see if that's big enough.

Anyway, now that I've been officially creditted with one of the match types I'll challenge anyone with a waist less than 68 inches to a Money In The Bag Ladder Match, if any of you have got the b*lls to take me on.

Memo to MM - Can we have re-inforced ladders this time? The last ones seemed to buckle as soon as I tried to climb them.

Are they using Gucci handbags ?

Only if I can borrow yours, Crutch boy

Coffee please no sugar

The friendly gofer - everyone shoud have one

Anyone got the balls to take shaggy on in a MITB ladder match?

He wont have seen his balls in many a long year

Your words cannot harm me, my Golf Umbrella is like a shield of Steel. Now Chuckle La Dumbo, maybe its time we form an unholy alliance and snag us a pair of tag team title belts.

What say you, La Dumbo

Last time I looked I held the belts with the boss

So you'd rather be the Boss's Bee-atch, he's being telling everyone that he's left his nasty Muckmark all over you

aye - me and that handsome Phucker are tag champs. everyone's too scared to challenge us

We're scared all right. Scared of your less than scrupulous ways.

So early in the year and oh how my ears already ache from all the bleating.

Me & Phuck beat you Zombies fair & square. Come on then Doc, me and you again - name your match

Third down from the top please.