Its always easy to be a smart ass when you got a microphone in your hand, hell son its a good job your not here or id open a can of whoop-ass on you right here. I know you people are looking at me and saying 'hell, he looks like the toughest s.o.b on the planet!' well guess what, you hit the nail right on the head! What!

Cue the lights

In the centre of the squared circle is a casket shrouded in smoke

on the top rope stands the Friendly Golfer, mic in one hand, 6 Iron in t'other

'Undiestaker - you want a casket match, you just got one....I'm going to nail you with the Driver (Tombstone piledriver) and roll you into the centre of the cup.'


TFG raises the 6 Iron to the skies, leaps from the top rope and smashes the Casket with a sweet swing

Lights out.....

Things are heating up nicely.

Stone Cold & Khali are talking trash, their match up promises to be a barnstormer.

The Friendly Golfer - you just bought yourself a ticket to hell, you're being pulled from the Handicap match and Four Arms will take your place.

Why?

Cos you got yourself a Casket Match. The Friendly Golfer v The Undiestaker at FCW 1 - Displeased

My finishing move....the plaster caster....

Perfect And how does one perform the plaster caster on a victim?

when ive knocked them unconscious...I put on the cast - foot or arm...depending on the mood.... and basically smack them with it

Here's my intro song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtXN_EHPwSg

(no Ianovich it's not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cD9cBEaNBc )

Here's Ianovich's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgU-CIphAdQ

Thought Schlocks was ....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4hdrcDDqRHk&feature=related

If for no other reason than for the start of this song, surely this should be Ian's

Wear clean jocks as the undiestaker wants no suprises when the death wedgie is performed.

Famous last words...

Are we meant to be doing something about this

Aye - if you read the first post of the thread it explains the rules of the matches.

You're in a Hell In A Cell match, which means the whole of your squads score PLUS 3 player of your choice who are not in your squad for the GW will count towards your final score.

SO - PM me your 3 choices before the deadline tomorrow or you only get scoring from 15 players, not 18

What's confused me is I thought that I was teaming up with Knulpuk (in a tag match) but we seem to be up against each other. Or is it that it's both our scores versus the scores of two other players?

Should I just stick to shadow boxing??

Am I doing anything apart from refereeing? Can I sneakily toe Schlock in the nuts?

Fresh from a comprehensive victory in his warm up match over a 72 year old opponent. B'Rock would like to announce his intentions of FCW domination.

Despite being able to call in the might of the entire US army from the locker room should things go a bit Pastor Wright in the ring, it is not anticipated that will be required owing to an impressive array of finishing moves.

B'Rock bottom, the people's elbow, the patriot missile (a top rope shoulderblock apparently), and the patriot missile (literally a patriot missile).

You laid out a challenge to Chairman Marquee, and and such you are suffering the payback - hence you being forced to face your tag partner for your cheek - what I say goes remember But if you read the thread you'll see that the winner is in the title mix next week. So all is not lost.

You can worry about tagging with Knulpuk another week, but for now you will suffer your punishment for daring to mention my name



You need to PM me the name of either SF or Schlock, so if you wanna kick Schlock in the nuts - PM me SF's name & she'll get 20 points

B'Rock Abama is looking & sounding good - so much so you are filling the last fight slot against the other latecomer, Jactus Cack in a nice and simple regular match up. But you 2 boys are opening the card - so put on a good show

this thread has a very important persona to it.

That's the card full people - so the final line up for our first PPV in GW 12 is as follows.

Read first post in this thread for match stipulations if you are in a specialised match

FCW 12 - Displeased

MAIN EVENT - Hell In A Cell | The Doctor versus The Psychotic Cyclops
The Doc & The Clops have challenged Marquee McMahon - they get 1 point for bravery, and 1 point for stupidity. So they've gotten themselves the cage match they wanted - Hell In A Cell.

The winner of this match will be guaranteed a spot in the FCW World Heavyweight Title match in GW13, the loser will forfeit the next singles title shot they get. Get picking!

FCW Tag Team Championship | Seething Rage/The Ultimate Warrior versus The Beautiful People
As a special treat for being the first two tag teams formed, these two teams will fight for the right to be crowned the inaugural FCW Tag Team Champions

Handicap Match | Phuck Calumbo versus Hulk Wogan, Carlos The Finger Breaker & Four Arms
You're all over the handicap match eh? Too right you are, pick yourself 3 people you think you can beat in a handicap match you Phucker.

Beat The Clock Match | Spandex King versus The Big Fro
It may not be the beat the cock match you wanted, but close enough.

Stone Cold Luke versus The Lesser Khali
Good wrestling names, good introductions - you boys have gotten yourselves an early chance to impress & work your way up the card. Winner is in the Inter-Continental number one contender fight for GW13.

Money In The Bank Ladder Match | Shaggy619 versus Marquee McMahon
If Shaggy wins, he fights the winner of Stone Cold v Khali for the an Inter-Continental Title shot

Gorilla Monsoon versus Mickie James Special Guest Referee: The Thongbiter

Casket Match | The Undiestaker versus The Friendly Golfer

B'Rock Obama versus Jactus Cack

Remember, the more you give it the laaaarge - the more you're in my thoughts

Good luck all!

*** Roster updated in first post, know your enemy ****

prepare your sorry ass to be T A N G O E D

i've been in the ring with mrs anal johnson before, so who's next.

You can touch his Mrs, but you can't touch his trainers.

I see a feud brewing.....

tis only when he walks through the metal detector.

That's 72 hours and not a sign of either wrestler bribing The Thongbiter with tasty spaghetti undies.

Very well, the 20 points will go to the contestant with the most goals conceded by their 15 player squad at the time I remember to pm MM on Sunday

...if I remember

If there's people out there without a battle for this weeks games, I'll take on anyone in a Money in the Bank ladder match. Total from your 4 cheapest players (inc subs) - cheapest keeper, defender, midfielder & striker (if 2 players tied on value, then the first alphabetically will be taken)

You got yourself a match - against the chairman.

Shaggy365 versus MarqueeMcMahon, Money In The Bank Ladder Match.

IF I win, I keep the money IF you win, and you finish outside of the title positions, you're in the number 1 contenders match for the Inter-Continental championship - where you'll fight the winner of Stone Cold & Khali for a shot at the title at FCW14

OK people - 1st post edited to include the Money In The Bank rules & the final roster.

Good luck in FCW12: Displeased

Special thanks to Shaggy for that last minute bit of work there, I'll makre sure I give you the hiding of you life to teach you a lesson

So who's the Wulkster grapplin?