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Schlock · **Posted:** 13 Dec 2008, 13:46

Marquee_Mark wrote:

ianovich wrote:

Who am I twatting this week boss ????

Me n you have been invited by the zzzzzzzZombies to fight for their titles. If you took your head outta your girlfriends long enough to read the thread you woulda known that already :roll:

Anyway, gl pardner 8-)

he still can't hear you as his ears are still being muffled
he's had a setback with the extenda legs, they only make him 7ft 2"

Wayward Lad · **Posted:** 13 Dec 2008, 13:51

Does it matter that my team is generally shyte :lol:

K sends her love by the way....she is very much looking forward to our 2010 Aussie Tour :lol:

Schlock · **Posted:** 13 Dec 2008, 13:54

ianovich wrote:

:lol:

Does it matter that my team is generally shyte :lol:

K sends her love by the way....she is very much looking forward to our 2010 Aussie Tour :lol:

Yes your fpl is not as good as your afl.
Maybe you should elope?

Wayward Lad · **Posted:** 13 Dec 2008, 13:56

Schlock wrote:

ianovich wrote:

:lol:

Does it matter that my team is generally shyte :lol:

K sends her love by the way....she is very much looking forward to our 2010 Aussie Tour :lol:

Yes your fpl is not as good as your afl.
Maybe you should elope?

Its a tempter im telling ya....doing alright in TFF but first season at this rubbish so I see it as a learning curve :lol:

Do they do 5 star hotels in Aus Schlocky - or does it just mean they have an inside bog :wink:

Schlock · **Posted:** 13 Dec 2008, 14:01

ianovich wrote:

Schlock wrote:

ianovich wrote:

:lol:

Does it matter that my team is generally shyte :lol:

K sends her love by the way....she is very much looking forward to our 2010 Aussie Tour :lol:

Yes your fpl is not as good as your afl.
Maybe you should elope?

Its a tempter im telling ya....doing alright in TFF but first season at this rubbish so I see it as a learning curve :lol:

Do they do 5 star hotels in Aus Schlocky - or does it just mean they have an inside bog :wink:

You even get soap

Wayward Lad · **Posted:** 13 Dec 2008, 14:03

Schlock wrote:

ianovich wrote:

Schlock wrote:

ianovich wrote:

:lol:

Does it matter that my team is generally shyte :lol:

K sends her love by the way....she is very much looking forward to our 2010 Aussie Tour :lol:

Yes your fpl is not as good as your afl.
Maybe you should elope?

Its a tempter im telling ya....doing alright in TFF but first season at this rubbish so I see it as a learning curve :lol:

Do they do 5 star hotels in Aus Schlocky - or does it just mean they have an inside bog :wink:

You even get soap

Even in Collingwood :shock:

(was told to avoid Melbourne :lol:

)

And Port Adelaide :shock:

Schlock · **Posted:** 13 Dec 2008, 14:07

ianovich wrote:

Even in Collingwood :shock:

And Port Adelaide :shock:

Don't be silly now, of course not.
In fact there's no soap in Victoria at all

Schlock · **Posted:** 13 Dec 2008, 14:08

Tassie sounds good it would probably be like Canada

Wayward Lad · **Posted:** 13 Dec 2008, 14:11

Schlock wrote:

Tassie sounds good it would probably be like Canada

Without the gorilla eating mossies :lol:

Wayward Lad · **Posted:** 13 Dec 2008, 19:38

Are we kicking the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzombies to oblivion MM :lol:

Who are they anyway - I cant be arsed to back track...someone told me it was some Cyclist and Dogturd or something

cherylhoney · **Joined:** Thu Oct 13 2005 **Posts:** 4985

And where's that tit-kicking bitch anyway? I'm supposed to be stripping her this week, but she's obviously bottled it.. :twisted:

Marquee_Mark · **Posted:** 13 Dec 2008, 19:50

We've all got Lamps as Captain & Chelsea players to come tomorrow, but cos I'm so fkin ace and have Gerrard & Ashley so unless Drogba and Crouch score 145 points between them, we're the Champs 8-)

cherylhoney wrote:

And where's that tit-kicking bitch anyway? I'm supposed to be stripping her this week, but she's obviously bottled it.. :twisted:

I think she was mumbling something to herself about sexism and not wanting to fight her tag team partner. I couldn't hear her properly - her mouth was full...

cherylhoney · **Joined:** Thu Oct 13 2005 **Posts:** 4985

Marquee_Mark wrote:

I think she was mumbling something to herself about sexism and not wanting to fight her tag team partner. I couldn't hear her properly - her mouth was full...

Aherm. I mean.... yeah obviously it is a disgrace to try and exploit us ladies in that way - and fancy trying to turn us tag team partners against each other. Thank goodness we didn't fall for that one! :evil:

Wayward Lad · **Posted:** 13 Dec 2008, 20:13

Marquee_Mark wrote:

We've all got Lamps as Captain & Chelsea players to come tomorrow, but cos I'm so fkin ace and have Gerrard & Ashley so unless Drogba and Crouch score 145 points between them, we're the Champs 8-)

cherylhoney wrote:

And where's that tit-kicking bitch anyway? I'm supposed to be stripping her this week, but she's obviously bottled it.. :twisted:

I think she was mumbling something to herself about sexism and not wanting to fight her tag team partner. I couldn't hear her properly - her mouth was full...

Nice one - so she fell for the old "Gag Team" line then :lol:

Five long bones · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20 2006 **Posts:** 3044

I know it`s wrong, but the term tit kicking bitch is a screen splatterer, not something one hears every day :lol:

Wayward Lad · **Posted:** 13 Dec 2008, 20:27

Five long bones wrote:

I know it`s wrong, but the term tit kicking bitch is a screen splatterer, not something one hears every day :lol:

Schlock · **Posted:** 14 Dec 2008, 02:08

1/2 way through my battle & I'm getting the living daylights kicked out of me :lol:

Marquee_Mark · **Posted:** 15 Dec 2008, 13:41

FCW17: Impatience Results

Regular Match The Spandex King (48) defeated FourArms (41)

IC Title No1 Contenders Match Beefy Steel (43) defeated The Lesse Khali (39)

Loser Leaves Match White Van Man (59) defeated Uncle Slam (52)

Bra N Panties Match The Honey w/o Mickie James

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FCW Tag Team Title Match Phuck Chalumbo & Marquee McMahon (110) defeated The Zombies (101)

New FCW Tag-Team Champions: Phuck Chalumbo & Marquee McMahon

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FCW Inter-Continental Title Match Stone Cold Luke w/o Raging Bully

Still FCW Inter-Continental Champion: Stone Cold Luke

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MAIN EVENT| FCW World Heavyweight Title Shaggy619 (52) defeated Jactus Cack (45) & Gorilla Monsoon (38)

New FCW Heavyweight Champion: Shaggy619

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Royal Rumble

Eliminated - Hoopsaa! Hoopsaa! & Uncle Slam

FCW Heavyweight Title Match Qualifier (1st) - Hulk Wogan

FCW Inter-Continental Title Match Qualifier (2nd) - The Honey

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Overview

The Spandex King halts his run of defeats with a win. Beefy Steel denies Khali an IC Title rematch and gets himself a title shot. White Van Man defeated Uncle Slam and eliminates him from the Rumble in the process

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The Bra N Panties was a no go, The Honey turned up in her crotchless knickers but Mickie pretended to be on holiday. We're not done with that match yet....

The Zombies may fluke wins in other competitions, but they met their match as MM & Chalumbo Phucked them right over and took their tag titles 8-)

Ross Dixey ISN'T Digsby

So I dunno who that is! And as they're not keeping an eye on the thread to help me then I can't see who they are. They woulda won the title too! But as it happens, I'm giving a w/o to Stone Cold.

In the Main Event, Gorilla's bad luck in title matches continued as he made it 0/3 :shock:

But Shaggy had no such problems as he becomes the FCW's main guy by deposing Jactus and winning the World Heavyweight Title.

In the Rumble Hoopsaa! was offloaded, whilst Wogan gets back in the mix with an FCW Title shot. Ross Dixey finishes 2nd again but he gets nothing outta me til he tells me who he is! SO The Honey gets his IC Title shot.

So, let the crying from all the losers begin and the laughing of all the winners be loud as we get more matches for FCW18: Enlightenment :idea:

DrBunker · **Posted:** 15 Dec 2008, 14:12

Screw this. I've got enough on my hands without being cheated out of titles by dishonest scam artists. You can stick your belts up your arse - I've heard you like that :evil:

Marquee_Mark · **Posted:** 15 Dec 2008, 14:19

Hey Doc, you were given the option of who you wanted to fight. We won it fair and square. You were the architect of your own downfall - I wouldn't be surprised if The Psychotic Cyclops ripped out one of your eyes.

Fancy picking the 2 smartest guys in the FCW to fight against 8-)

uncsi · **Posted:** 15 Dec 2008, 15:16

Wassup??

I'm outta the rumble and didn't even know I was fighting. That sippin whiskey from Friday night musta been damn good stuff.

So am I out of the whole thing now then or can I still fight for other belts? Goddam limey rules. Never could get my head round em :evil:

Marquee_Mark · **Posted:** 15 Dec 2008, 15:20

aye, you can fight for the straps if you want Unc. you just can't win the Rumble. Seeing as I'm a nice chap I'm gonna put you in No 1 Contenders match for the FCW title.

We'll see who you're fighting as the week goes on, but I fancy maybe a Fatal Fourway is on the cards 8-)

Wayward Lad · **Posted:** 15 Dec 2008, 19:04

Knulpuk wrote:

Marquee_Mark wrote:

And Psycho, I'd rather chew my own nipple off the bend over in front of you....

Ok then McMahon - loser of the belt changes their location for one week to

"kissing the feet of the Psychotic Cyclops / Marquee McMahon" delete as appropriate - that's how confident this Zombie is - are you up for that challenge or - are you lily livered?

Has he started grovelling yet MM 8-)

Wayward Lad · **Posted:** 15 Dec 2008, 19:06

Who the Phuck is Phuck Chalumbo :lol:

Shaggy365 · **Posted:** 15 Dec 2008, 19:24

MAIN EVENT| FCW World Heavyweight Title Shaggy619 (52) defeated Jactus Cack (45) & Gorilla Monsoon (38)

New FCW Heavyweight Champion: Shaggy619

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Bring it on. So who's the next of the yellow-livered pansies to get their ass kicked from here to next week? (Goes off to get double rations of Scooby snacks)

velcro · **Joined:** Wed Mar 15 2006 **Posts:** 493

I-C title shot?

Excellent.
I'm gonna go train extra hard for this one 8-)

Marquee_Mark · **Posted:** 15 Dec 2008, 22:28

ianovich wrote:

Knulpuk wrote:

Marquee_Mark wrote:

And Psycho, I'd rather chew my own nipple off the bend over in front of you....

Ok then McMahon - loser of the belt changes their location for one week to

"kissing the feet of the Psychotic Cyclops / Marquee McMahon" delete as appropriate - that's how confident this Zombie is - are you up for that challenge or - are you lily livered?

Has he started grovelling yet MM 8-)

Very good point, I forgot about that - cmon Zombies, get those grovelling messages on there or you'll be fighting each other in a loser leaves match. You have til the end of Tuesday

Knulpuk · **Posted:** 16 Dec 2008, 10:56

Grrrr

Wayward Lad · **Posted:** 16 Dec 2008, 10:59

Knulpuk wrote:

Grrrr

Well Phucked :lol:

Schlock · **Posted:** 16 Dec 2008, 11:02

Am I still in?
I've had a bad fortnight.
Uncsi are you still in?
Fancy I beat you around the ring next week?

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