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Knulpuk · **Posted:** 05 Nov 2008, 15:47

The Evil Eye™ is applied by the Psychotic Cyclops as a means of finishing of even the most dogged of opponents - its never not been used.

Marquee_Mark · **Posted:** 05 Nov 2008, 15:50

Knulpuk wrote:

The Evil Eye™ is applied by the Psychotic Cyclops as a means of finishing of even the most dogged of opponents - its never not been used.

Noted

uncsi · **Posted:** 05 Nov 2008, 16:12

uncle slam's gonna slam dunk y'all into row zee.

YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaa

errr - how do you play this game??

Marquee_Mark · **Posted:** 05 Nov 2008, 18:26

uncsi wrote:

uncle slam's gonna slam dunk y'all into row zee.

YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaa

errr - how do you play this game??

Just keep scoring as many points as you can! If you finish bottom of the League update you're out of the Rumble but can still wrestle.

If you finish top or there abouts then you'll be in contention for titles. First post has all the rules & match stipulations.

Start picking fights with people too, the more fights you win - the more chance you have of being the champion 8-)

andybarrell · **Joined:** Thu Oct 13 2005 **Posts:** 2829

This is whats gonna happen if you mess with FourArms and my special finishing moves

tangoed once

tangoed twice

so just don't mess. right!! you got it? leave it out ...don't even go there

LukedeLuke · **Posted:** 05 Nov 2008, 23:36

baganboy wrote:

LukedeLuke wrote:

I want this put in my contract Marquee, If i cant beat The Lesser Khali in this match, the afterwards when he pins me 1,2,3, if that happens he can roll down his trunks, pull down his little panties, bend over and i'll kiss him right on his arse, right in front of the world, put that in the contract, Thats the bottom line, i'll kiss it if i cant kick it. Thats the bottom line cos Stone Cold said so

You have, right now, kissed your luck goodbye, Stone Cold!
The 1.2.3 is coming your way soon.

Its always easy to be a smart ass when you got a microphone in your hand, hell son its a good job your not here or id open a can of whoop-ass on you right here. I know you people are looking at me and saying 'hell, he looks like the toughest s.o.b on the planet!' well guess what, you hit the nail right on the head! What!

AKNel1 · **Posted:** 06 Nov 2008, 00:09

Marquee_Mark wrote:

The Big Fro gets his wish and will face The Spandex King in a beat the clock match.

Who dares take on The Undiestaker in his Casket Match challenge?

Papa Giddy & LukeDeLuke - you boys still need to join the FPL league

Cue the lights

In the centre of the squared circle is a casket shrouded in smoke

on the top rope stands the Friendly Golfer, mic in one hand, 6 Iron in t'other

'Undiestaker - you want a casket match, you just got one....I'm going to nail you with the Driver (Tombstone piledriver) and roll you into the centre of the cup.'

TFG raises the 6 Iron to the skies, leaps from the top rope and smashes the Casket with a sweet swing

Lights out.....

Marquee_Mark · **Posted:** 06 Nov 2008, 01:03

Things are heating up nicely.

Stone Cold & Khali are talking trash, their match up promises to be a barnstormer.

The Friendly Golfer - you just bought yourself a ticket to hell, you're being pulled from the Handicap match and Four Arms will take your place.

Why?

Cos you got yourself a Casket Match. The Friendly Golfer v The Undiestaker at FCW 1 - Displeased 8-)

Wayward Lad · **Posted:** 06 Nov 2008, 01:08

My finishing move....the plaster caster.... 8-)

Marquee_Mark · **Posted:** 06 Nov 2008, 01:14

ianovich wrote:

My finishing move....the plaster caster.... 8-)

Perfect

And how does one perform the plaster caster on a victim?

Wayward Lad · **Posted:** 06 Nov 2008, 01:18

Marquee_Mark wrote:

ianovich wrote:

My finishing move....the plaster caster.... 8-)

Perfect

And how does one perform the plaster caster on a victim?

when ive knocked them unconscious...I put on the cast - foot or arm...depending on the mood.... and basically smack them with it :lol:

Schlock · **Posted:** 06 Nov 2008, 01:23

Here's my intro song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtXN_EHPwSg

(no Ianovich it's not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cD9cBEaNBc ) :lol:

Here's Ianovich's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgU-CIphAdQ

Wayward Lad · **Posted:** 06 Nov 2008, 01:26

Schlock wrote:

Here's my intro song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtXN_EHPwSg

(no Ianovich it's not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cD9cBEaNBc ) :lol:

Here's Ianovich's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgU-CIphAdQ

Thought Schlocks was ....

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4hdrcDDqRHk&feature=related

Marquee_Mark · **Posted:** 06 Nov 2008, 01:27

If for no other reason than for the start of this song, surely this should be Ian's

sligorover · **Posted:** 06 Nov 2008, 02:13

AKNel1 wrote:

'Undiestaker - you want a casket match, you just got one....I'm going to nail you with the Driver (Tombstone piledriver) and roll you into the centre of the cup.'

TFG raises the 6 Iron to the skies, leaps from the top rope and smashes the Casket with a sweet swing

Lights out.....

Wear clean jocks as the undiestaker wants no suprises when the death wedgie is performed.

Marquee_Mark · **Posted:** 06 Nov 2008, 02:30

sligorover wrote:

AKNel1 wrote:

'Undiestaker - you want a casket match, you just got one....I'm going to nail you with the Driver (Tombstone piledriver) and roll you into the centre of the cup.'

TFG raises the 6 Iron to the skies, leaps from the top rope and smashes the Casket with a sweet swing

Lights out.....

Wear clean jocks as the undiestaker wants no suprises when the death wedgie is performed.

baganboy · **Posted:** 06 Nov 2008, 10:48

LukedeLuke wrote:

baganboy wrote:

LukedeLuke wrote:

I want this put in my contract Marquee, If i cant beat The Lesser Khali in this match, the afterwards when he pins me 1,2,3, if that happens he can roll down his trunks, pull down his little panties, bend over and i'll kiss him right on his arse, right in front of the world, put that in the contract, Thats the bottom line, i'll kiss it if i cant kick it. Thats the bottom line cos Stone Cold said so

You have, right now, kissed your luck goodbye, Stone Cold!
The 1.2.3 is coming your way soon.

Its always easy to be a smart ass when you got a microphone in your hand, hell son its a good job your not here or id open a can of whoop-ass on you right here. I know you people are looking at me and saying 'hell, he looks like the toughest s.o.b on the planet!' well guess what, you hit the nail right on the head! What!

Famous last words...

DrBunker · **Posted:** 07 Nov 2008, 19:44

Marquee_Mark wrote:

Knulpuk - you and your Zombie bum chum must PM me your 3 extra players by the GW deadline or face your opponent having more players than you :mrgreen:

Are we meant to be doing something about this

Marquee_Mark · **Posted:** 07 Nov 2008, 19:57

DrBunker wrote:

Marquee_Mark wrote:

Knulpuk - you and your Zombie bum chum must PM me your 3 extra players by the GW deadline or face your opponent having more players than you :mrgreen:

Are we meant to be doing something about this

Aye - if you read the first post of the thread it explains the rules of the matches.

You're in a Hell In A Cell match, which means the whole of your squads score PLUS 3 player of your choice who are not in your squad for the GW will count towards your final score.

SO - PM me your 3 choices before the deadline tomorrow or you only get scoring from 15 players, not 18

DrBunker · **Posted:** 07 Nov 2008, 20:04

Marquee_Mark wrote:

DrBunker wrote:

Marquee_Mark wrote:

Knulpuk - you and your Zombie bum chum must PM me your 3 extra players by the GW deadline or face your opponent having more players than you :mrgreen:

Are we meant to be doing something about this

Aye - if you read the first post of the thread it explains the rules of the matches.

You're in a Hell In A Cell match, which means the whole of your squads score PLUS 3 player of your choice who are not in your squad for the GW will count towards your final score.

SO - PM me your 3 choices before the deadline tomorrow or you only get scoring from 15 players, not 18

What's confused me is I thought that I was teaming up with Knulpuk (in a tag match) but we seem to be up against each other. Or is it that it's both our scores versus the scores of two other players?

Should I just stick to shadow boxing??

slarty · **Posted:** 07 Nov 2008, 20:06

Am I doing anything apart from refereeing? Can I sneakily toe Schlock in the nuts?

stay classy · **Posted:** 07 Nov 2008, 20:22

Fresh from a comprehensive victory in his warm up match over a 72 year old opponent. B'Rock would like to announce his intentions of FCW domination.

Despite being able to call in the might of the entire US army from the locker room should things go a bit Pastor Wright in the ring, it is not anticipated that will be required owing to an impressive array of finishing moves.

B'Rock bottom, the people's elbow, the patriot missile (a top rope shoulderblock apparently), and the patriot missile (literally a patriot missile).

Marquee_Mark · **Posted:** 07 Nov 2008, 20:39

DrBunker wrote:

What's confused me is I thought that I was teaming up with Knulpuk (in a tag match) but we seem to be up against each other. Or is it that it's both our scores versus the scores of two other players?

You laid out a challenge to Chairman Marquee, and and such you are suffering the payback - hence you being forced to face your tag partner for your cheek - what I say goes remember 8-)

But if you read the thread you'll see that the winner is in the title mix next week. So all is not lost.

You can worry about tagging with Knulpuk another week, but for now you will suffer your punishment for daring to mention my name :wink:

slarty wrote:

Am I doing anything apart from refereeing? Can I sneakily toe Schlock in the nuts?

You need to PM me the name of either SF or Schlock, so if you wanna kick Schlock in the nuts - PM me SF's name & she'll get 20 points :wink:

B'Rock Abama is looking & sounding good - so much so you are filling the last fight slot against the other latecomer, Jactus Cack in a nice and simple regular match up. But you 2 boys are opening the card - so put on a good show

viddleodge · **Posted:** 07 Nov 2008, 20:42

this thread has a very important persona to it. :mrgreen:

Marquee_Mark · **Posted:** 07 Nov 2008, 20:43

That's the card full people - so the final line up for our first PPV in GW 12 is as follows.

Read first post in this thread for match stipulations if you are in a specialised match

FCW 12 - Displeased :shock:

MAIN EVENT - Hell In A Cell | The Doctor versus The Psychotic Cyclops

The Doc & The Clops have challenged Marquee McMahon - they get 1 point for bravery, and 1 point for stupidity. So they've gotten themselves the cage match they wanted - Hell In A Cell.

The winner of this match will be guaranteed a spot in the FCW World Heavyweight Title match in GW13, the loser will forfeit the next singles title shot they get. Get picking!

FCW Tag Team Championship | Seething Rage/The Ultimate Warrior versus The Beautiful People
As a special treat for being the first two tag teams formed, these two teams will fight for the right to be crowned the inaugural FCW Tag Team Champions

Handicap Match | Phuck Calumbo versus Hulk Wogan, Carlos The Finger Breaker & Four Arms
You're all over the handicap match eh? Too right you are, pick yourself 3 people you think you can beat in a handicap match you Phucker.

Beat The Clock Match | Spandex King versus The Big Fro
It may not be the beat the cock match you wanted, but close enough. :wink:

Stone Cold Luke versus The Lesser Khali
Good wrestling names, good introductions - you boys have gotten yourselves an early chance to impress & work your way up the card. Winner is in the Inter-Continental number one contender fight for GW13.

Money In The Bank Ladder Match | Shaggy619 versus Marquee McMahon
If Shaggy wins, he fights the winner of Stone Cold v Khali for the an Inter-Continental Title shot

Gorilla Monsoon versus Mickie James Special Guest Referee: The Thongbiter

Casket Match | The Undiestaker versus The Friendly Golfer

B'Rock Obama versus Jactus Cack

Remember, the more you give it the laaaarge - the more you're in my thoughts :wink:

Good luck all!

Marquee_Mark · **Posted:** 07 Nov 2008, 20:57

*** Roster updated in first post, know your enemy :wink:

****

andybarrell · **Joined:** Thu Oct 13 2005 **Posts:** 2829

ianovich wrote:

Im all over the Handicap match.... 8-)

prepare your sorry ass to be T A N G O E D 8-)

viddleodge · **Posted:** 07 Nov 2008, 21:26

i've been in the ring with mrs anal johnson before, so who's next.

Marquee_Mark · **Posted:** 07 Nov 2008, 21:32

viddleodge wrote:

i've been in the ring with mrs anal johnson before, so who's next.

You can touch his Mrs, but you can't touch his trainers.

I see a feud brewing.....

viddleodge · **Posted:** 07 Nov 2008, 21:39

Marquee_Mark wrote:

viddleodge wrote:

i've been in the ring with mrs anal johnson before, so who's next.

You can touch his Mrs, but you can't touch his trainers.

I see a feud brewing.....

tis only when he walks through the metal detector.

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