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FCW13: Grief 
The ResultsBattle Royal | Winner: The TerminutterWell some Battle Royal this was! Only 2 entrants, The Terminutter & The Thongbiter. So it turned into a one-on-one slobber knocker. Both exchanging heavy blows with their big boys
A Geovanni Jacknife Powerbomb looked like it had given the Thongnibbler the advantage, but a superb Kuyt Kick to the face on the way day sent Thongy reeling and spinning over the top rope, and sending the Nutter into a match later that night against Stone Cold
Bra & Panties Match | The Lesser Khali defeated Hulk Wogan (DQ) These 2 picked each others teams, with the intention of their oppo scoring low - so for Wogan he had been given Sorenson, Sidibe (c), Cattermole, Fuller whilst Khali received a gift of Scott Carson, Danny Higginbotham, Digard, L Moore(C).
After being pretty well matched, Luke Moore didn't play giving Wogan 5pts - and being the captain nominated by Khali that soon became 10 pts. So Wogan whipped Khali down to his bra & panties & looked like he'd won. But then the ref spotted a pair of strikers - no, not Khali's moobs - Sidibe & Fuller. What a disaster. Where was the defender??? The ref had no choice but to DQ Wogan & award the win to Khali.
Iron Man Match | The Friendly Golfer (5) defeated Marquee McMahon (3) and The Spandex King (2)Iron Man Match - a true test of will & endurance. The Chairman was in a confident mood as normal, The Golfer kept trying to shake everyones hand, and Spandex King looked like his trunks were too tight. These boys levelled each other out with some Ronaldo-roundhouses. Then whilst the Golfer was being a little too friendly with the ringside bell - MM nailed Spandex with a Berba-bomb for a pin to edge him 3-2-2 up. TGF finally put the bell down, and 2 devastating double Anelka-arsebreakers led to a double pin on MM & SK.
MM stormed off in a mood after such a poor week, leaving SK at the mercy of TGF who cracked out a Bosingwa-Bomb to finish off a comfy victory
Casket Match | B'Rock Obama defeated The Undiestaker. Ireland bookedBosingwa cancelled these 2 out in the battle for the first yellow card. B'Rock had walked the walk, but so far hadn't talked the talk - and here he was facing Taker in his fav type of match.
As the last match of the weekend came, it looked like Ricardo Fuller on Obama's bench was gonna be his undoing - but then an Inverted-Ireland-DDT followed by a huge B'Rock Bottom stunned the crowd into silence, and the Taker was rolled into the Casket signalling game over.
Falls Count Anywhere | Uncle Slam (88) defeated Jactus Cack (72)Jactus started brightly with a Gerrard-buster & a Berba-bomb, but a Ronaldo-clutch from Slam slowed Cacks pace. The action spilled into the crowd and the 2 wrestlers exchanged Bosingwa-breakers onto the surrounding railings. The scrapping continued up the ramp with Uncle hitting a Laursen-Lariat, but only partially connected with the following Lampard-Legdrop. He made no mistake with the Geo-stbuster tho, driving Jac's head into the hard floor just by the Titantron. The Uncle Lock Slam was a mere formality to precede the 1-2-3.
Stone Cold Luke (96) defeated The Terminutter (91)With an Inter-Continental title shot on the line, Stone Cold faced the Terminutter, fresh from his Battle Royal victory.
These 2 seemed pretty well matched, with Alonso-Arm Locks, Bosingwa-breakers & Ireland-Eye Gouges being swapped. But a stronger defence by Luke seemed to give him the edge. An Anelka Atomic drop seemed to prove that as the Terminutter was walking around like John Wayne after it was landed flush on the anal bone
As the Nutter was doing his 4th lap of the ring trying to shake it off, Stone Cold decided enough was enough, and kicked the Nutter in the guts to set him up for a sweet Stunner. The ref's hand had barely left the mat for the 3 count b4 Luke was signalling for the beers to be thrown in the ring. Stone Cold fights for the IC title next week.
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FCW Inter-Continental Title | White Van Man (80) defeated Beefy Steel (82). DQ. New Inter-Continental Champion - White Van ManNo, your eyes do not deceive you - WVM is the new champ. This was a poor fight - both landed Ronaldo-drivers & Bosingwa-breakers, but the rest of the match was a tale of missed manouvres or lazy holds. An Ireland-splash put Beefy in control, but this didn't seem enough for Uncle Slam who ran down to the ring to try and hit the Uncle Lock Slam on WVM. These 2 had been bickering in the build up to the PPV and Unc wanted to sort this out by making sure WVM lost his title match up. But as per the rules in the 1st post of the thread - interference reverses the decision - and with the ref recovering from the bump he'd received earlier in time to see Unc dish out his Slam - the ref called for the bell, disqualifying Beefy, who
cannot be pleased with Unc
Watch this space.....
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MAIN EVENT| FCW World Heavyweight Title | Triple Threat The Doctor (84) defeated Four Arms (80) Gorilla Monsoon (77). New FCW Heavyweight Champion: The DoctorThe first FCW was to be crowned, and the 3 most in form wrestlers would fight for the honours. The Doc showed there are no friends in this business by disposing of his tag partner Psycho to get here, while Gorilla had destroyed one half of the tag team champs last week. But it was the Double Tango everyone was here to see - unfortunately they were to be disappointed.
All 3 of these wrestlers had weak attacks for some reason this week - altho a double Martins-drop by Gorilla & FourArms seemed to hurt the Doc. But he fought back with an Inverted Ireland-driver & an Evra-plex.
The crowd didn't seemed to be getting into this one as they'd seen enough Ronaldo & Bos moves to bore them - the ref actually turned his back to check if the time limit was up and whilst he did, the Doc reached into his pants for his needle
and quickly zapped the monkey & the freak with the Lethal Injection. 3 seconds later his hand was being raised, and he was top of the FCW pile as the new heavyweight champion of the world.
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Eliminated - Marquee McMahon
FCW Heavyweight Title Match Qualifier (1st) - Mickie James
FCW Inter-Continental Title Match Qualifier (2nd) - Gorilla Monsoon
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OverviewSo - The Doc is our new Champ! And Van Man sneaks his way to the IC title. No time to dwell Doc, you've got The Friendly Golfer up next, whilst the White one faces Mickie James & Stone Cold Luke in an Inter-Continental title Triple Threat match.
Beefy may have a few choice words for Unc Slam! But the biggest news of the week - MM is out of the Rumble
Now, as chairman of the league, and of course the FCW - it's easier for me to stay in and administer it. But I won't be eligible to finish in a title shot slot.
I have to earn my shots the hard way. HOWEVER - as an interesting aside, anyone who finishes on the same points as me in a game week will earn a title shot of their choice
Ain't I just the best
So, see the first post for the match line ups so far....
FCW14 | Uncertain 
