Looking at that sentence I was obviously wrong. You clearly don't use scriptwriters afterall.

Im guessing theres a long line of people wanting their hands on Mr McPants? Dont worry Marquee, your time will come!!!!!

White Van Man would like to batter some chap. How does one get involved

Well young man, if you would care to step into the ring I'd be happy to join you for a bout. Lashings of ginger beer all round afterwards, and maybe some of my home made fairy cakes.

Tally Ho old chap!

(Is this what one calls banter?)

u that eff nonce on the bike that cut me up at the eff lights I'm gonna eff batter you son

(yes)

your willingness to have your arse handed to you is noted, I'll deal with you after Spandex. For now, who would like to challenge Jactus Cack to a falls count anywhere match?



Vannie you fkin tardy - you're fighting for the Inter-Continental Belt next week - I should kick you outta that match for not paying attention You're up against Beefy Steel at FCW13 as you were 3rd highest scorer in the Rumble this week.

As Uncle Slam is so interested in a scrap - my question above has already been answered.

Falls Count Anywhere, Jactus Cack versus Uncle Slam at FCW13- see 1st post for match stipulations.

The winner will be involved in a fight with Vannie next week - whether he's champ or not

Oh how awfully exciting, a challenge. Dear old Frank will be soooo jealous though.

Round 1. 30 seconds. Bosh Bosh Bosh. White Van Man ain't going to be cutting up no muthaf.eckin cyclists for a long long time.

Hope you got life insurance boyo

Break it up you 2. Uncle - you won't be getting a piece of the Van Man til at least after FCW13.

Van Man - you need to concentrate on your next oppo, Beefy Steel - he's said that.....that....well, he's said nothing yet - Beefy? Anything to say?

Match list updated in 1st post

i sure hope you ain't 'avin' a pop at my mummy........she won't like that

she has known to be a bruiser in her time,

have you met her?

be afraid, be very afraid

Beefy Steel I'm gonna make you squeal



time to get me some leather seats

Bunkered is your mummy?

Lights go on, pyro's fire 10 foot flames and the Friendly Golfer's music drones out

'It went straight down the middle'

TFG takes the mic

'Oi Mickey MuckMark, It's time for an Iron Man Match, a 9 Iron Man Match. Time for you to Tee me up an opponent for a round of Matchplay. I'm not looking for no soft touch either like 'Ooopsa Daisy, Ooopsa Daisy' I'm looking for someone whose tough as Titanium because after last week's embarrassment someone's gonna get CLUBBED....G O L F C L U B B E D.....'

Pyro's flash again, lights go out and TFG is gone....

The dreaded theme tune hits the stadium



Mr McMahon strolls down the aisle with arrogance & self-confidence, the crowd boos. Marquee doesn't care. He grabs the mic

"SO Golfer - you clearly want my attention you...."

*pauses as crowd chants YOU SUCK*

(Addressing the crowd) "No, it's YOU that suck. Every one of you paid to be here - you've all just bought me my next 10 designer suits"

*crowd boos*

"Golfer - you wanna talk about Marquee McMahon?"

*crowd chants "WHAT?"*

You wanna talk Iron Man matches?

*WHAT?*

You wanna piece of me?

*WHAT?*

Huh?

*WHAT?*

Well you got it you piece of *BEEP* - you're in an Iron Man Match. You're in MY Iron Man Match. It's gonna be Marquee McMahon, The Friendly Golfer, and The Spandex King. Triple Threat Iron Man Match - FCW13. Putt THAT

*Theme Music hits - MM strolls off to a chorus of boos*

The undefeated casket match champion the undiestaker challenges allcomers to a casket match . . .

That deaf school gig is always a toughie

Good. Cause I want satisfaction after being dethroned of my number 1 slot in the 5AS team

B'Rock does not accept second place on any ticket!

Any format will do, if you want the cushy number of a casket match that's fine by me.

Here's some early highlights from the tag team match, Cherylhoney taking on Crompton.



Also some exclusive behind the scenes footage of us training.

We'd like more of The Beautiful People's training video next week too please Mickie

The boys have been very quiet since you handed their ass to em, maybe have some mercy next time



It's a done deal - Obama v Taker - Casket match. 1st post updated

Lose this one Obama - you're in twubble

Jactus Cack??

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over Jactus tomorrow
And Cack on the bustard below
Cack on..
Cack on..
Cack on the bustard below, below

Who the f.eck's Jactus Cack. There's only 2 kinds of Jactus where I come from boy - queers and steers. Which one are you....

Oh talk is cheap, but your talk is full of Cack if you catch my drift.

All my talking is done in the ring or out of it in the case of our match, you wont be safe anywhere, so why don't u lie down and let me pin u and save u the awful pain im ready to inflict!!!!!

Pin me? - take it yo ain't a steer then The only lyin' down I'm doin' Jactus is with yo sister while yo on da way to the eeee aaarrrr.

hell, yo momma can join in too if she likes.

With a van like that you're gonna make me wet myself with laughter more like.
Beefy is gonna take this match with the utmost seriousness. The training is going well.

but I'm only gonna talk the talk, when I can walk the walk. Be prepared for my newly developed fatality finishing move "The Ham Girder"

cut my damn music...

I'm serving notice on all the FCW 'Superstars'... I dont care who they are, they are all on the list and thats Stone Cold's list and im fixing to start running through all of you, Stone Cold's time has come and when i get my shot your looking at the next FCW Champion and thats the bottom line... cos Stone Cold said so

All match slots are now taken, but the Battle Royal need some entrants. The winner of that fights again in the same night against Stone Cold Luke with an Inter-Continental title shot on the line

Battle Royal Entrants!!!!

Where are you??

Anyone not having a match so far can enter, top scorer from all Battle Royal entrants faces Stone Cold in an elimination match for an Inter-Continental Title shot next week.

Cmon people!

Sign me up MM.

Who am i tearing a new arse?

Right now? No-one! Unless someone else enters you're the winner & will be fighting Luke. I won't enter anyone else off my own back cos it wouldn't be unfair to you - anyone wanna rise to the challenge?

me

...again

but your thong shall be well bitten

wohoo - another entry. Thongbiter is in the mix

I'll enter after ive stripped my opponent down to their whites.