This is a sanctuary for those who had none or one of the above in their teams and have missed out on a points extravaganza.

Come in, enjoy the relaxing music, pour a cup of tea and shed a tear.

The bouncer has promised to "kick f*ck out of any gloaters" so don't say you weren't warned.

Is this where the party is ......

oops, sorry

wrong room

- There's my tears.. Can I have a cup of tea now Latic, please?

More like:

Sure fella, how many sugars?
Sit down and tell me all about it.

I feel like a kid who goes crying to their parents when another kid's got better toys...

*sniff* *sniff* but but.. I didn't have any of them.. and and *sniffs* now I'm so far behind..... *wails in despair*

Thanks, I'll have a couple of sugars please

Well, look on the bright side, when you log in to see your team you don't have to look at that ugly get Rooney's picture in your team.
Besides, every dog (koala) has it's day and your day will come, just don't panic in the mean time.

I have none but I had Dzeko in at the start of the season and would still have him if it wasn't for the f*ckup in GW1 which meant I wildcarded him out for Aguero. I also had Adam.

Pass me the Glenmorangie........

Thanks..

Stumbled upon this.. cheered me up a bit too..

Hope it helps you drown your sorrows Latic.. (yours too golden bear)