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 Post subject: Casting a new Carry on film
PostPosted: 13 Oct 2010, 01:05 
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Just imagine they are making a new "carry on film" today.
Who would you cast in the films.
Only condition they must be British Actors.

I will start us off by adding...

Harry Hill in the Kenneth Williams role

unless someone has a better actor for this role.


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 Post subject: Re: Casting a new Carry on film
PostPosted: 13 Oct 2010, 01:44 
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I think Kathy Burke could make an excellent Matron ;-) (albeit a little slimmer).


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 Post subject: Re: Casting a new Carry on film
PostPosted: 13 Oct 2010, 07:13 
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has to be a role for the mincer who does the chat show with the big teeth....ah yes Alan Car :mrgreen:


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 Post subject: Re: Casting a new Carry on film
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They tried this a few years back with Julian Clary and co (Carry On Columbus) and it was a bit of a disaster.....


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 Post subject: Re: Casting a new Carry on film
PostPosted: 13 Oct 2010, 10:16 
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Vernon Kaye as the dashing Doctor role


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 Post subject: Re: Casting a new Carry on film
PostPosted: 13 Oct 2010, 11:16 
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I think Bill Nighy would nail Kenneth Williams role :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Casting a new Carry on film
PostPosted: 13 Oct 2010, 11:18 
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murf wrote:
They tried this a few years back with Julian Clary and co (Carry On Columbus) and it was a bit of a disaster.....



Just a bit?


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 Post subject: Re: Casting a new Carry on film
PostPosted: 13 Oct 2010, 12:56 
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Just as long as Barbara Windsor doesn't take the Barbara Windsor part...


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 Post subject: Re: Casting a new Carry on film
PostPosted: 13 Oct 2010, 13:06 
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Harry Redknapp (not strictly an actor) as Sid James.


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 Post subject: Re: Casting a new Carry on film
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pottster wrote:
has to be a role for the mincer who does the chat show with the big teeth....ah yes Alan Car :mrgreen:


Indeed, Alan Carr could easily fill Charles Hawtrey's roles.


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 Post subject: Re: Casting a new Carry on film
PostPosted: 13 Oct 2010, 14:51 
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David Walliams to fill the Kenneth Williams role

Dawn French for Hattie Jacques

Barbara Windsor to play Barbara Windsor (perhaps not, eh)


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 Post subject: Re: Casting a new Carry on film
PostPosted: 13 Oct 2010, 15:11 
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Darbyand wrote:
Harry Redknapp (not strictly an actor) as Sid James.


If acting is not a prerequisite then Lord Sugar must be Sid James


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 Post subject: Re: Casting a new Carry on film
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Either Kelly Brook or Holly Willoughby could fill Barbara Windsor's shoes/brazier.


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