Caption Competition BF1

murf · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 15:55

Captions please!

bloggie · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 16:20

Shall we draw up a pre-nup?

Tricky Tree · **Joined:** Thu Oct 13 2005 **Posts:** 11541

Rooney "another old twit I've d!cked"

Ave a banana · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 16:35

Police hunt ring leaders of Britains biggest betting scam.

Tricky Tree · **Joined:** Thu Oct 13 2005 **Posts:** 11541

another ... who can't find the reply button

Doogal · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 16:39

Cynical? Money grasping?

Moi?

The Drog's Ballacks · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 16:54

Red nose *I can't believe he fell for that! Maybe if I stick one of the da Silva's in a Messi shirt he won't notice*

murf · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 16:59

"I love him like a son, as I was telling the protestant pope and the bear using the public conveniences earlier"

sted · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 17:10

"Wayne Rooney signs new five year contract"

radfordred · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 17:11

C'mon Roo , you're not that ugly.

murf · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 17:12

"Can Mike Myers voice my press conference?"

blahblah · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 18:14

SUZYKINS · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 19:06

At least they won't be able to crack that joke now, what's blue and fooks old men in Manchester in winter?

Jester · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 19:13

The greatest manager in Premiership history with the greatest current player.

:mrgreen:

murf · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 21:19

blahblah wrote:

Moo

All in the same field now - how sweet!

pa102aw · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 22:00

'I'll never understand why you didn't get the contract to replace Tiger Woods in the Gillette Fusion Advert Wayne'

Bollo · **Joined:** Thu Oct 13 2005 **Posts:** 970

"look at my c o c k"

murf · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 22:48

Both together: "I've shagged your mum"

el_pappje · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 23:03

Wayne has agreed to a cow swap for 5 years as part of his contract. I think Coleen's got promise.

paisleypark · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 23:13

I'll even cut my little finger off if you just sign here.

OR

Before you leave could you just sign your autograph for me just here!

murf · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 23:14

Rooney "you'd think he could get photo frames that match"

Nike - Just do it, just sign that f***ing contract.

puppyfeat · **Posted:** 22 Oct 2010, 23:33

Ok old son, now you've shafted me, make with that hookers number. Fair's fair eh?

Bollo · **Joined:** Thu Oct 13 2005 **Posts:** 970

"OAP muggings by scally hoodies soar to record 250,000 a week!"