Best Team Names

admin · **Posted:** 19 May 2008, 15:12

We had a thread before at:
http://fantasyfootballuk.co.uk/archive/ ... php?t=1384

and there's a copy below of some of them.

Anyone come across or thought of any new ones since?

A Stern Test Of Carragher
Angels With Dirty Laces
Apollo 13 Blakes 7
Bellamy Cort Dyer Given Bowyer Speed
Blame it on Rio
Cech's in the Post
Close but no Cygan
Distin Ain't Big Enough For the Both of Us
Dudek where's my Carr?
Dynamo Kev
Euell Neville Walk Alone
Ferreirarocha
Friend or Defoe
Here comes the Reina gain
House Forssell
I Would Do Anything For Ndlovu
Inter Me Nan
It’s Cech Mate
Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog’s Dead
Kewell and the Gang
Knowing Me Knowing You Saha!
Leaning on a Lampard
Made Emile of It
Murder on Zidanes Floor
Norfolk Enchants
Not Too Xabi
OB 1 KENOBI NIL
Okocha Robben Sweets
Raiders of the Lost Arca
Reliant Robben
Rod Hull and Edu
Shay Given Not Stirred
Silent but Ledley
SuperCroatIgorBiscanUsedToBeAtrocious
Terrys All Gold
Upson Downs
Zenden The Clowns

flyingkillercob · **Posted:** 19 May 2008, 16:39

Looking through the FPL FISO league -

Diaby Does Gallas
Eto'o & The Bunnymen
Getafe King Life
Your Mums Athletic
Our Souls Utd

Also spotted -

Borussia Teeth

adlad · **Joined:** Thu Mar 13 2008 **Posts:** 1098

A mate of mine had 'the onetouchables', which I thought was good

dingram041 · **Posted:** 19 May 2008, 19:07

Djourou really want to hurt me?

BlueTractorBoys · **Joined:** Mon Aug 04 2008 **Posts:** 2

Sporting Lesbian

Synyster · **Posted:** 04 Aug 2008, 18:26

Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtel's
Neville Wears Prada
Norfolk Enchance
Multiple Scoregasms
e-LEMON-ators
Deportido Immagrante
Ajax Trees Down

davenjacqui · **Posted:** 05 Aug 2008, 02:31

Two of mine from last season

Week in wee Kuyt

Kanu Tuguys Samba

beglee · **Posted:** 05 Aug 2008, 13:50

One of my mates new team name is:

Cut my Arshavin

DixieDean · **Posted:** 05 Aug 2008, 18:27

Just spotted this one on another thread... Very good... Although I'd have added a :?:

at the end :lol:

utakadefoekingpearce

yacuncha · **Joined:** Thu Aug 07 2008 **Posts:** 3

I've opted for "ronaldo yacuncha" this year, as he is

snout · **Posted:** 14 Aug 2008, 18:13

From a City/musical perspective:

Hughes Sorry Now
Corluka on 2nd Floor
Benjani in Platforms (*)

(*) nicked shamelessly off my mate

Yogi · **Joined:** Mon Jul 21 2008 **Posts:** 1

Shy Teds

betterthedevil · **Posted:** 15 Aug 2008, 11:09

A mate of mine has;

ACDC Milan

AkNotSpur · **Posted:** 15 Aug 2008, 11:17

betterthedevil wrote:

A mate of mine has;

ACDC Milan

How is Jimmy Greaves, these days?

...a few old faves

Is This The Way To Hammer Villa
Park Ji-Sung Ate My Dog
FC Barcorona
Queen of the Stout

Pearsy · **Posted:** 15 Aug 2008, 23:33

My Dad just came up with this pearl: Aggeraphobia!! :lol:

scotpool · **Posted:** 23 Aug 2008, 14:53

Arbeloa the belt

Parry St Germain · **Posted:** 23 Aug 2008, 15:01

Parry St Germain 8-)

sheepshag · **Joined:** Wed Mar 05 2008 **Posts:** 57

As I Derby Fan My team is called Pauls Jewells but il be changing it to one of the above now that he has departed!!
Im sure allot of fun could be had with Messi and Arshavin!! :lol:

loosecannon85 · **Posted:** 09 Feb 2009, 01:12

I thought of one today whilst watching the Westham Vs Man United game. "Behrami: It's a Bit of an Animal" :roll:

Mintman · **Posted:** 09 Feb 2009, 10:39

There was a team in my mate's head to head league on FPL called Gary Glitter's under 16's which did make me chuckle, however the guys team name has changed now to Gary's Rejects or something? Wonder if he was made to change that? A few more I have spotted are

Born Toulouse
Sporting Lesbian
Norfolk n Chance
Last and Furious
Obi Wan - Kenobi nil

I tried to think of some myself, after at least 5 mins I gave up!! I need another coffee!!!!

Jimbob12345 · **Joined:** Thu Aug 07 2008 **Posts:** 3

Inter Youngboys

Cliffard · **Posted:** 09 Feb 2009, 15:09

We Arshavin Our Balls

pa102aw · **Posted:** 09 Feb 2009, 16:09

The Sun actually award a £200 prize for the best Team Name. I have been trying for 3 years to find out if anyone has ever won it as no winner has never been published. All I get from the Sun is a wall of silence so I reckon it must go to someone "in house".

Vavavoom1748 · **Joined:** Sat Apr 18 2009 **Posts:** 2

11 nightmares

countbasie · **Posted:** 30 May 2009, 14:40

Its gonna be Klose

ShaunJUK · **Joined:** Sat Aug 15 2009 **Posts:** 42

No Ronaldo? In Torres ting

folkloredan · **Posted:** 16 Aug 2009, 10:06

One Of Mine Is Called... The Clueless Clan... It Consists Of Braindead Players

countbasie · **Posted:** 16 Aug 2009, 11:34

Most of mine are named after the kids teddy bears or the cats. However one of my own is

Crouching Lennon Hidden Jo

katiekins · **Joined:** Tue Aug 18 2009 **Posts:** 4

I had to join just to post this! A guy I work with has come up with these names over the past couple of years and I think they're really 'fab'

The Joy of Cesc
Cooking on Fabregas
However I don't like his team name this year - Back Sack and Arshavin
Ouch! :shock:

TheTon · **Joined:** Wed Aug 16 2006 **Posts:** 9896

loosecannon85 wrote:

I thought of one today whilst watching the Westham Vs Man United game. "Behrami: It's a Bit of an Animal" :roll:

That actually made me laugh out load!! Very good 8-)

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