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 Post subject: A political party to challenge the same old
PostPosted: 01 Nov 2011, 20:48 
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The time is ripe for political change in Great Britain.
Labour, Liberal and conservatives are all the same beast under different guises.

I present to you the political party to take this country forward and reignite our proud country.

Future Foundation Party.

Our manifesto would be as follows.

1) The end of benefits paid in cash. Benefits now paid in vouchers for food and energy only.

2) Billion pound investment into scientifc research into new energy sources, nuclear fission.

3) Nationalize the railways, make rail transport cheaper and more efficient

4) No more immigration until 100% employment is reached in the UK

5) Breakup the commonwealth. Offer all countries in the world membership into the British empire, they will be ruled from the UK however they will share in Britains golden age when our scientific research achieves our aims.

6) Universities will be banned from offering wishy washy degree's, only useful degree's will be on offer at universities.

7) Ban on any religion having any influence on politics or spheres of influence. religion is a hobby you may take up but it has now part in management of modern Britain

8) All subjects of the Queen to swear loyalty to Queen and country. Refusal to do so will result in subjects being asked to leave Great Britain.

9) Prison sentences will become stricter and will run until the entire sentence is completed.
Life sentences for murder, 30 years for manslaughter. Any sexual crime will return a 30 year sentence and castration.


I hope you all take up the Future Foundation fight for a better Britain


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
PostPosted: 01 Nov 2011, 20:52 
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Don't like the name of the party. Needs changing. What about your logo? What will it be. I think it should be an atom. Do you have any positions available? I passed GSCE in maths. Could i be chancellor?


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
PostPosted: 01 Nov 2011, 20:57 
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Future Foundation Party.
The future of Britain where everyone regardless of race, colour, sex, sexual preferance, class, is equal and will be treated as equal as long as they give 100% loyalty to the country and Queen.

Foundation which will give everyone a say in modern Britain, a foundation to stand and say we have pride and belief in Great Britain.


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
PostPosted: 01 Nov 2011, 21:00 
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Everyone in Britain will be required to sign "The bill of rights" giving 100% loyalty to Great Britain and our Queen.

Disloyalty to Queen and country will result in the death sentence being passed and issued.


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
PostPosted: 01 Nov 2011, 21:04 
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So anyone not believing in the monarchy will be put to death?


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
PostPosted: 01 Nov 2011, 21:07 
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You can't not believe in the monarchy.
The monarchy is here, as for monarchy read head of state (which the Queen is)


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
PostPosted: 01 Nov 2011, 21:08 
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You can't not believe in the monarchy.
The monarchy is here, as for monarchy read head of state (which the Queen is)


I don't want the monarchy.


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
PostPosted: 01 Nov 2011, 21:13 
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Why should we pledge allegence to monarchy. :?


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
PostPosted: 01 Nov 2011, 21:27 
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like it all apart from 30 yr manslaughter, ie bloke murders your kid wife etc he gets life but you get 30 years if you take revenge. daft i know. you have an accident and kill someone, not your fault but its still manslaughter. imagine also your 16 year old son gets his 15 year old girlfriend pregnant, wave goodbye cause the next time you see him a free man he wont have his old chap.


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
PostPosted: 01 Nov 2011, 21:28 
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Are they Asimov fans? :D


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
PostPosted: 01 Nov 2011, 21:59 
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Achiles74 wrote:
You can't not believe in the monarchy.
The monarchy is here, as for monarchy read head of state (which the Queen is)


and it brings in tourists so pays for itself but as it's not elected, so I wouldn't want this either. Some good other points but should include :-

free prescriptions and free tuition fees
Exra tax on utility companies profits (obviously banks too)
Death sentence for certain crimes and more prisons

Why break up the Commonwealth :?


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
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Free tuition fees on decent degrees that are valued by industry. 50k a year to do History of Art or 'Leisure Studies'.


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
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Free tuition fees on decent degrees that are valued by industry. 50k a year to do History of Art or 'Leisure Studies'.


That's difficult. One of my old bosses was a brilliant accountant. Especially good at dealing with HMRC enquiries. His degree ? Zoology :?

I know what you are saying, however, perhaps a financial incentive to study for careers or degrees where ther is a shortage of takers ?


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
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shogun wrote:
Why should we pledge allegence to monarchy. :?


Would offer a ref on monarchy once elected as head of state or going down President road.
Whichever chosen everyone would pledge loyalty to.


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
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Why would I want a party that forces me to pledge allegiance to something I do not want?


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
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bluenosey wrote:
murf wrote:
Free tuition fees on decent degrees that are valued by industry. 50k a year to do History of Art or 'Leisure Studies'.


That's difficult. One of my old bosses was a brilliant accountant. Especially good at dealing with HMRC enquiries. His degree ? Zoology :?

I know what you are saying, however, perhaps a financial incentive to study for careers or degrees where ther is a shortage of takers ?


Zoology is a useful degree. In zoos.....

We could have the current proposed fees system but you don't have to pay if it is a decent degree and you use it. Work in a zoo, the government pays, become an accountant and pay it back yourself!

PS Like many, I want the monarchy to stay but not sure I want to pledge allegiance to somebody who got 'lucky' at birth. I'll pledge allegiance to my country (as long as they don't ask me to fight in foreign wars!)


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
PostPosted: 02 Nov 2011, 10:53 
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Looks more like a National Socialist Party to me...just substitute A.Dictator for The Queen and, hey presto
...come on baby, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi Party.

However the delusions of Empire and the implication that those who are disloyal to the Crown/Dictator can be deported (presumably to one of the colonies) did make me laugh. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
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AkNotSpur wrote:
Looks more like a National Socialist Party to me...just substitute A.Dictator for The Queen and, hey presto
...come on baby, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi Party.

However the delusions of Empire and the implication that those who are disloyal to the Crown/Dictator can be deported (presumably to one of the colonies) did make me laugh. :lol:


:lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
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Kick the soap out of this country. Im fed up with them. They are anti-humans, like a virus disrupting and making other peoples lives misery. We should setup boot camps and prisons in foreign countries doing schemes to help the poor countries they are in, then when they get realised they stay there.


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 Post subject: Re: Re: A political party to challenge the same old
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shogun wrote:
Kick the soap out of this country. Im fed up with them. They are anti-humans, like a virus disrupting and making other peoples lives misery. We should setup boot camps and prisons in foreign countries doing schemes to help the poor countries they are in, then when they get realised they stay there.

Don't you think that sounds a bit like a concentration camp? Arbeit macht frei....


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